Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to
do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a
turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
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LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH'S
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first … mehr »
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and he shows her around his
She notices that one … mehr »
THE WAY WOMEN THINK ....
Husband’s Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been doing tests and … mehr »