The Daily Bungle #15: National and SFP Programs. [Komeko for Congress]
Yuuka Kazami
Volume 15: We Back Baby!
Written July 19, 2018
SFP for Congress, and Why Other SFP Dudes Should Totally Vote for me in the Primaries (SFP4CaWOSFPDSTVfmitP!)
Also, while I'm writing this article, I have a super cool article called the eUSA University coming up, and it'll be super long and basically a textbook. I hope y'all will like it!
Finally, half of the donations from this article will be donated to Niemand's programs and the eInternationale Bernie Deli fund, the other half will go to the government to fund their programs. That means that half will go to the eUS government, and a quarter will go to Niemand, and another quarter will go to the eInternationale.
Existing National Programs
Meals on Wheels (MoW) is our oldest program, and if you use lots of energy every day, you should use this. Basically, every day you fill out this form, and then you get food!
American Air Rank Program (AARP) is the most important for new players, because we have to train up our levels and rank to be mildly useful in air battles. Just sign up on this form, fight to at least 20 kills a day in air battles, and answer the daily shout in the USA country feed. You get 1k food units so you'll be good for most people. You just can't have an air rank of over 50, or Wing Commander, because at the point you're donezo.
There are some more you should see, but I think those are the main active ones. Onto the next topic.
SFP Programs
Another program we have is free housing. Once again, Niemand has been kind enough to donate houses for those who need it. Just look for the shout on the SFP feed, buy a house from Niemand, and message him for a reimbursement.
Iamsmok is also running a program that gives around 200-500 Q2 food every couple of days. Once again, just sign up on the shout on the SFP feed.
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The eInternationale's Newest Policy: Bernie Deli
The Bernie International Recovery Deli
1. With the goal of creating a tangible effect on the parties in the eInternationale, the 9th Internationale hereby decrees:
2. A Program officially known as the Bernie International Recovery Deli (BIRD) will be formed to take charge of last month's Bernie Deli food program
a. The Alimentary Committee will be in charge of handling the logistics involved in it, with each party sending a member from their party to work on it. The Secretary will be in charge of it, along with the Central Committee. They will choose one person to be the leader of the Alimentary Committee, as per usual.
b. The BIRD program will be publicized by the Media Committee under the Central Committee once details have been hashed out, at most a week from the passing date.
i. The main article should be written by the Secretary of the eInternationale, Gustavo35, and serve as a Plato Foundation application as well as fundraising event. It should specify the program and ask for donations. The amount to be asked for by Plato Foundation will be calculated later
ii. Other parties should publish articles promoting it within their home country, but they should primarily serve to link to Gustavo's article.
iii. All donations from these articles should be sent to Gustavo so that he can keep watch over them and serve as a fund for the program.
iv. Party Presidents in the eInternationale shall be sent PMs asking them to please fill out the form as a method of direct communication.
c. The BIRD program will be for parties in the eInternationale to distribute to their members or to add resources for already existing programs. For this purpose, a Google Form will be created that asks for: (1)the name of the party, (2)the person to send funds to, (3)how many total members in party, (4)how many active members in the party, (5)if a similar program is already existing or recently existed and if so (6)how many users actively engaged in it.
d. The total food distributed should be at least enough for each user to get 800 units of energy per day, with hopefully more being given out if we have the necessary resources
3. The BIRD program will be a part of the eInternationale's future Plato Foundation proposals if we are not accepted on this one
4. Every month, the eInternationale Congress shall monitor how many users are participating and the total amount required.
If you'd like to help, please consider sponsoring this article, or better yet, participate and join our Discord. We are having our next Congressional meeting on July 21st, at 14:00 eRep time.
In closing
Check these links out!
eUSA DISCORD
SFP FORUM | SFP DISCORD
Comments
I missed you Commie.
Let's join Pacifica with Andes and form the Marianas Trench!
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The SFP has been PTOed by a cult of personality based on the Serbian Agent Chickensguy. The last such cult -run by Pfeiffer and Wild Owl- got us wiped.
I urge all loyal Americans to leave the SFP for the party of your choice. For me, that was the Feds....
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