Joke Competition / Concours de blagues
Code-Y
So a blind man walks into a bar,
And then a table.. And then a chair...
So I know it wasn't the best joke but the real gems are in the comments
🙂! If you have a funnier joke post it in the comments!
The poster of the most liked joke will be awarded 25,000 CC. 2nd place and 3rd place get 10,000/5000. Everyone else gets a laugh
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Alors un aveugle entre dans un bar,
Et puis une table.. Et puis une chaise...
Donc je sais que ce n'était pas la meilleure blague mais les vraies perles sont dans les commentaires
🙂! Si vous avez une blague plus drôle, postez-la dans les commentaires ! L'affiche de la blague la plus appréciée se verra attribuer 25 000 CC. La 2e place et la 3e place obtiennent 10 000/5 000. Tout le monde rigole
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Comments
François Legault et Vladimir Poutine sont dans un bateau. Legault tombe à l'eau et se noie. Qui est sauvé?
Le Québec!
😢 ethnic much?
We Quebecers can't survive without poutine 🙂
A seal walked into a club...
A customer in a Montréal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montréal."
"Wait a minute," roared the customer. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montréal is a bilingual city."
~hyuu~
Fell through the roof of a French bakery, in a lot of pain right now.
(from Twitter @JesseDoctor)
Rylde... 🎤 drop
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Time heals all wounds even if moving countries doesnt.
Time.. It's a funny thing innit? https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-code-y-understanding-the-insane-1730457
You still sore Mary Chan kept your money or that Colorado won their 3rd Cup? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
What do you get when you mix goat dna and human dna?
Kicked out of the petting zoo!
lololol
Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Tu connais l'histoire de scratch le chien ?
Bin un jour il traverse la route, et scratch le chien !
Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Do you know what's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Knock knock
Whos there??
Interrupting cow!
MUUUUUUUUU
Come in.
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O7 .
Votado
https://www.erepublik.com/es/article/vera-relato-de-terror-2-entrega--2756827
Votado, obrigado amigo e sinta-se à vontade para visitar a qualquer momento
Do you know why my claustrophobic neighbor became an astronaut?
He just needed some space.
Sometimes when I talk to my spanish friends I use the word "mucho". It's a simple word, but it means a lot to them.
An old couple and the grandfather tells him:
- Maria, where do you want us to make love today?
- On the floor honey!
- And why on the ground?
- Well, to feel something hard!
Una pareja de ancianos y le dice el abuelo:
- María, ¿donde quieres que hagamos hoy el amor?
- ¡En el suelo cariño!
- ¿Y por qué en el suelo?
- ¡Pues para sentir algo duro!
My therapist told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance...
Oh yeah? We’ll see about that !
Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.
Ahh. I figured that was you in the spotlight. My mistake.
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LOOL That's very good!
I'm trying to keep up with you
But I don't know if I can do it...
Plato fixed economy and gifted all packs to all citizens.
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.
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i think there is a bug. my comment was deleted and i had 3 jokes.
Encore!
old sub rekindled
Plato cares about players.
My right foot is amputated below the knee, so it's ok for me to tell this joke.
What do you call a quadriplegic in the swimming pool?
Bob.
My favorite dad joke:
There was two plastic surgeons, and a metal one.
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what do you call an e-Russian Helicopter with one pilot and six soldiers that just had a fatal crash in repubik?
answer = 7up
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The USA are showing Russia right now why they don't have healthcare.
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