How Awesome is Finland? [USA]
James Strife
First, Finland is probably one of the coolest countries on the face of this planet… the home of Nokia, reindeer meat, beautiful women and some of the world’s best winter sports athletes. Congrats in the Olympics btw.
If you haven't had reindeer meat before, go to Finland and eat some. Zomg, it is so good.
Now, I’m sure everyone is wondering what is going on here, but what most people don’t understand is that Finland is home to some of the world’s best warriors known to mankind. Now, normally 5 MPPs versus 21 MPPs is insane, but the last time this happened, the Finns succeeded.
There are stories from Finland where a single battalion of Finns turned back a Russian infantry regiment that was supported with armor and artillery. In Finnish Lapland, the Finns fought back when outnumbered 10:1 and kept the Russians in Russia for the remaining three months of the war.
Other instances such as the famous “Killer Hill” in Kollaa on the Karelian Isthmus, where 32 Finns pushed back 4,000 Russian soldiers, outnumbered 125:1. This is also where the legendary Simo Häyhä fought. Simo Häyhä was credited with +500 confirmed sniper kills within a 3 month period. He was nicknamed “The White Death” for his ability to strike fear in the Russians while sniping in his snow camo. And against all odds, Kollaa remained in Finnish hands all the way until the peace treaty was signed.
Simo Häyhä
Finally, the best part is the death toll that Khrushchev said was a result of the Winter War. Khrushchev told Time magazine that the Soviet Union lost over 1,000,000 soldiers in the 5 month war with Finland.
Now, the history lesson is over… and I’ll state my point. Finland is beast and I’m damn proud to fight beside them any day of the week.
James Strife
HAIL FINLAND!
HAIL USA!
HAIL EDEN!
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Thank you Finland!!!
O7 USA
O7 Finland
O7 EDEN
<3 Finland \o/
Finns FTW
Hail PHOENIX
GOO FINLAND!!
Finland? Winland, more like.
Finland gave us Amorphis.
HAIL FINLAND!
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Voted! Hail Finland!
p. awesome
"Simo Häyhä was credited with +500 confirmed sniper kills within a 3 months period"
Yeah well...Charlie Hathcock was a Marine!
The Russians have this weird trend going on, they usually win wars by the obscene amount of soldiers they throw at the enemy. Eventually, the enemy either
A) Runs out of Bullets
😎 Feels some sense of Mercy, then they are eaten by Russian soldiers.
Awesome.
How awesome? SO AWESOME. Esp. Finnish chicks.
I read about this some time ago. Yeah. Russia's in trouble. >8D
HAIL FINLAND!
Anyone who remembers how Russa vs. Finland when they tried to conquer Norway?
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I love finnish girls!
You Rock Finland!
yeah, they rocks
Hail Finland, from Romania !
this pleases me
<3 Finland
HAIL FINLAND!
Finland is great !
Salute Finlad but Soon you will be erised from Map.
But the Hart will remain🙂
I love finland.
Voted!
Finland, i want to have your baby.
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Remember what the Swedes say: Beware of Fins, they carry knives.
Finland has great balls of steel and some of the hottest women in the world.
Yeah. that's perfect fin's suicide. fins will be the next. u'll see. nothing personal. u know.
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HAIL FINLAND!
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Im from Finland. 🙂
HAIL FINLAND!
HAIL EDEN!
HAIL 4th Division 1st Platoon!
Who doesn't love Finnish women?
Thanks Finland!