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GLaDOS for Delaware

Day 1,006, 12:39 • Published in USA United Kingdom

• by GLaDOS

no terror jokes about Delaware I guess

Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, It's congressional elections time again, and as such I'd like to announce my candidacy for office in the first state, Delaware.

My Resume is long and boring, but I have been a three time President, a 5 time Minister of Foreign affairs in various countries, as well as a 12 time congressmen around the world. I am also the current secretary of Propaganda for the USA.

My political resume combined with my ability to practically apply my experience make me the best candidate for delaware, so please, when you go to the polls soon, vote GLaDOS!

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GLaDOS Day 1,006, 12:39

Delawaremaxxx

ArcNox Day 1,006, 12:41

inb4custer

Halfie Day 1,006, 12:41

inb4custer

Halfie Day 1,006, 12:41

FFFFF

MasterKard Day 1,006, 12:42

poor America 🙁

Charmader95 Day 1,006, 12:45

Don't vote for GLaDOS. There are other less threatining candidates who have the good of the eAmerican people placed first in their priority, a trait which I doubt GLaDOS has.

Halfie Day 1,006, 12:46

or we can just vote glados and deflect from pizza the hut and let him get into congress again

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 12:49

>implying I havent dutifully served in my position as Secretary of Propaganda

Glove Day 1,006, 12:49

But GLaDOS is real life American..

Herr Seidel Day 1,006, 12:52

GLaDOS is a very good basementRAEPvictim. Herr Seidel recommends.

Myles Robinson Day 1,006, 12:53

PEACE propaganda!

wookyjack Day 1,006, 13:07

GLaDOS better have cake after the elections.

Relorian Day 1,006, 13:11

Yet another case of SEES running potentially dangerous people in US elections.

GLaDOS should NOT be trusted or elected in this country. His long history of being an enemy of the state should not be overwritten just because SEES wants another congressman for the lulz.

Vlado Stepanic Day 1,006, 13:28

TRAITOR. Do NOT vote for this traitor.

ligtreb Day 1,006, 13:35

Best of luck.

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 13:46

you consider a cabinet member dangerous relorian? I'm rather offended

Child of Alexander Day 1,006, 13:49

YEAH we shouldn't let him in because we have clearly had a bad history with defectors.
From Inwegin and Mendy to GF.
owait...

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,006, 15:09

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 13:46: 'you consider a cabinet member dangerous relorian? I'm rather offended'...I am offended that you were even allowed citizenship....let alone that you were given a cabinet position by St Krems...citizens, this is another attempt by s.e.e.s. to get a puppet into congress...I would venture to not only say you, but St Krems also, are an enemy of the state...

gagah Day 1,006, 15:10

All I can say to haters like Relorian is that SEES knows best.

Jameson L. Tai Day 1,006, 15:17

Glados, I'm back in California. You owe me a beer.

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,006, 15:18

kinda glossed over the fact that the experience as a "three time President" was of PEACE/Phoenix not US or Bro or EDEN countries. -|- USWP is running S3RO in Delaware. I think Federalist DesertFalcon is running as a blocker. -|- as for Pizza being a danger in Congress, he's been blocked from the Congress forums and banned from the Congress IRC all month, effectively neutralizing him.

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 15:23

you heard it here folks, cold hearted snake thinks the man who gave us all of siberia(greater alaska)is an enemy of the state.

@custer I think my experience speaks for itself, regardless of the side of the fence it occurred on.

ArcNox Day 1,006, 15:26

inafter custer

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,006, 15:35

gagah Day 1,006, 15:10: 'All I can say to haters like Relorian is that SEES knows best.'...you know something is wrong when someone says they know what is best for you...vote for S3RO in Delaware...GLaDOS Day 1,006, 15:23: "you heard it here folks, cold hearted snake thinks the man who gave us all of siberia(greater alaska)is an enemy of the state. @custer I think my experience speaks for itself, regardless of the side of the fence it occurred on.'...yes the man who gave you Russia also gave you a enemy of the state in the cabinet...and yes it does matter that your total experience for office comes from "the other side of the fence"...

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 15:43

If you have any proof that I have in any way not been completely open and honest in my intentions within this country, and if you have any proof that I am in any way shape or form a spy, I'd love to see your proof.

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,006, 16:18

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 15:43: 'If you have any proof that I have in any way not been completely open and honest in my intentions within this country, and if you have any proof that I am in any way shape or form a spy, I'd love to see your proof.'...everything you ever did before coming here was against this country that is my proof...your record...now you come here and you say, "I have changed and I am the best thing for you.', and I am supposed to just believe you...I never accused you of being a spy...I accused you of being an enemy of the state...

GLaDOS Day 1,006, 16:22

proof that I've done anything since I've established my tenure in this country that could label me as an enemy of the state.

mohe3439 Day 1,006, 16:28

GLaDOS, you have my figurative vote.

J Manizzle Day 1,006, 16:32

SEES knows best

Dylanb9216 Day 1,006, 16:43

Seem's legit.

Apathetik Day 1,006, 16:56

Trust no one

johnpauljones Day 1,006, 17:21

relevant information for voters considering GLaDOS
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/declaration-of-intent-to-assault-the-usa-824279/1/20

ArcNox Day 1,006, 17:27

>More than a year ago ; Seems like your info's a bit out of date brah

MR. PADRAIG PEARSE Day 1,006, 17:38

GladOs is p cool, give him a vote

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,006, 17:50

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/declaration-of-intent-to-assault-the-usa-824279/1/20 ...ArcNox Day 1,006, 17:27: '>More than a year ago ; Seems like your info's a bit out of date brah'...again his record speaks for itself...doesn't matter if it is a year old...it is clear he was anti American...but now he is different and I am just supposed to believe him....

Drumdude06 Day 1,006, 17:57

I actually think Congress might be a good place for GLaDOS. We had our squabble last month, and I see he took that into consideration 😉. However, Congress is a decent test of someone's loyalty, at least concerning citizenship. I'm not supporting him, but I'm not not supporting him either. Suck that double negative you grammar nazis.

Chisholm Day 1,006, 18:18

>as for Pizza being a danger in Congress, he's been blocked from the Congress forums and banned from the Congress IRC all month, effectively neutralizing him.

Oh yes, because him having in-game congress power really isn't dangerous at all, save the ability to let in dozens of hungarians. The thing is, people are basing their opinion without really investigating. Come in IRC and hang out with everyone and you'll learn p quick that he's honest, and we're all just old fashioned americans who happen to have different banners

Inwegen Day 1,006, 18:22

"Small Wonder" on sign. Like your dick! :3 Lub you glad

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,006, 18:31

Putting glados into Congress is like putting in Pizza the Hut...just like the Hut he would be able to grant citizenship to dozens of people...

TheReverendSeanV Day 1,006, 18:52

My friends and I did my best to run GlaDOS out of eJapan when he returned at the end of our days in PEACE (prior to leaving it), GlaDOS came into the #eNK channel to threaten us with destruction during WW3 (turned out he wasn't bluffing) and yet I embrace him as another child of Dio nowadays.

Quit being such a Cold Hearted Snake, and embrace love. Dio is love.