Declaration of intent to assault the USA
Day 566, 21:03
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Published in USA 
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by GLaDOS
Dear Citizens of the United States of America
I, PEACE spokesman GLaDOS, Hereby announce that the PEACE global community intends to invade your homeland regions on June 15th, 2009. We plan to invade and destroy your Q5 hospitals, then march on to DC, just for the heck of it.
Sincerely,
GLaDOS
PEACE Spokesman
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pertamaxxx.
you suck. bring it.
Long live and prosper
damnit GLaDOS
Voted 😃
Qaplá
😮 GLaDOS is finally coming for me!
KILL THEM! ALL OF THEM!
wait, June 15 2008 was a year ago.
lol
June 15th, 2008?
I think you sent this memo out a year late or something. Foolish "West Koreans" have no concept of time.
PEACE out, bro. Good luck. If you win, prepare for instant death.
Claudius
😮 They can travel through time. Crafty PEACEmen.
fixd
How very interesting. "Campana nex vadum orbis." - The bells of Death shall ring.
If you take Florida, I'll have to murder you all. THATS MY VACATION SPOT!!!
lol
stool cory brah
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bring it peace
All your bases are belong to us. No really, all of them.
save us the expense of Moving Tickets.. cool!
instant mobilization, stir up patriotism..
sure, just piss off eMericans in the Homeland..
Thanks for the warning. I sneak attack might have worked but we will be ready now.
>sure, just piss off eMericans in the Homeland..
What the hell are you going to do about it? Defend with the worst army in the entire game?
Bring it GLaDOS, behind every blade of grass will be a gun.
unless you know, it's actually a blade of grass and not a gun
I have an eye exam that day. Please reschedule.
Same with me, I'm gone all week next week, hows the 22nd for you?
About freaking time! Attacking everyone, but us.
Finally, now we can kick your ass WITHOUT having to move!
Dumb as hell
Do that thang.
I can has mini-nuke and Lincoln's repeater?
Well this should make things interesting for the next couple of weeks.
*Sighs* Finally, something to look forward to. Now what did I do with my butt-scratcher?
Don't take america. That's where I keep all my stuff!
>Finally, now we can kick your ass WITHOUT having to move!
lolwut
Did you kick Canada ass from home?
Did you kick France ass from home?
Did you kick Portugal ass from home?
Did you kick Mexico ass from home?
Did you kick Russia ass from home?
The answer isn't that hard. :3
President or not, GLaDOS still knows how get our attention...LOL We'll be waiting for you to hit the wall in New Jersey 😉.
Glados: the secret plan... 😮
First, we'll draw them into our thrusting angles, then we'll pound their fronts and when they run we'll grab them by the rear and continue pounding until they scream
Please oh please try it!
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First, we'll draw them into our thrusting angles, then we'll pound their fronts and when they run we'll grab them by the rear and continue pounding until they scream
Hell yeah! \o/
lol
Good luck, if you're serious. This will be amusing... I can't wait. 😛
meh
morning scrabman. Terrified now? 😃
Thailand calls dibs on Hawaii.
damn this not fun anymore. no surprise. no shock. no handshaking 🙁
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