[NPG] Silly Shenanigan Slayer for Ontario

Day 1,615, 19:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by Armour144

Hello fellow eCanadians. I am here to announce my candidature for congress this coming month. I shall be running in Ontario under EPIC. Why am I running? What do I plan to do? Read on to find out.


Activity in Congress
First of all, an active congress is one that will get things done. As shown in my previous articles here and here where I counted the forum posts of all congressmen, you may notice I am among the top in post counts. I certainly did my best to be active and those numbers show it. Vote for me and you’ll get an active congressman to make sure things get done.

All things military
Let’s stay put for a bit. Killing redcoats is fun and all, but would you send a mentally insane person to war? I know I wouldn’t. And that’s why eCanada shouldn’t be invading anybody until we’ve sorted out our issues. In the meantime, we’ll stay quiet and lend military support to our allies when needed. That way everyone can stop thinking eCanada is an emotional train wreck that needs to be spanked every now and then to keep it going.
No really, I spent some time away from eCanada. Our reputation is awful. By focusing on fixing our internal issues we may finally deserve some respect from our allies and our dearest Bros won’t plan on invading us.

Dat Society
Being just a single congressman certainly limits my ability to do much, but I’ll do what I can to get those lazy 2 clickers to be a bit more involved. Primarily I’d want to encourage them to stop supporting vote buying and instead vote based on something more like this . Its about time we value honour and integrity higher than tanks.

Let’s be reasonable
Congress did some funny things this past month like banning a congress member without anything more than speculation. They then called on said congress member to prove their innocence. I may be crazy, but I thought people were innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around. I will fight silly shenanigans such as this if I am elected, although admittedly silly shenanigans don’t pop up too often. Regardless, you may now refer to me as the Silly Shenanigan Slayer.

Actually… No. Don’t. That in itself is silly.

And on that note, this article is over. Sorry there were no pictures.

You know what, I’ll do something even better than add pictures. Here’s a link to Google images.

Go crazy.

But keep it appropriate.

Unless you’ve got the incognito browser going, in which case: please, continue.

That sounded creepy.

Goodbye.