[MoHA] Good Gravy! The MoHA Lives!

Day 756, 01:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office

Apologies for the excessive use of the exclamation mark there dear readers - I felt it necessary to convey my pant wetting excitement. I have some most exciting news...but that can wait for a moment.

Business

Over the last week I have assembled a crack team within the ministry. We've been cleaning offices and getting our shizz in order. We are now fully functioning and ready to give you fun, fun and fun.


The Team

Now onto things you need to know...

Pay Attention

The eUK is full of news - some good and some we use in the ministry toilet. What you need is to subscribe to all the important papers - I can't promise quality though (this article is testament to that). Here be a couple worth following:

The Prime Ministers Paper - The Leader of our country is a good place to get all the important stuff.

MoD News - The Ministry of Defence paper is the only place to get official eUK battle orders.

The Gifting Hub - The place to go if your under 40 wellness for a one off wellness top up and good healthy advice.

Obviously this paper is also worth subscribing to. Duh



Yes our official Lottery draw is still on get your info here and your tickets.
You could win big money



Christmas

Oh yes! Here at the MoHA we've dusted off our tinsel and blown the fluff from our baubles. We're in a festive mood so to celebrate this I give you....

Nearly Christmas



Next Wednesday on the official euk forums we're having an early Christmas.
We'll have fun, games, free money and Santa's Sack..

Now if that isn't enough to tempt you then you'll be wanting the moon on a stick.


Until next time...

Karacticus
Minister of Home Affairs