[Fear] The Year of Wayne2017

Day 3,333, 16:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr






Well, eUK today is the day. Once more I step up to lead you to victory.

My detractors have had their say. Their articles have been published and my good name has been tarnished, apparently. According to a couple of guys in the eUK, I'm Adolf Hitler, Ronnie Biggs and the Devil himself. I've drowned puppies, punched kittens and regularly dine on the flesh of unborn babies.





But what I find most amusing is the fact that these few players have charged me as guilty without providing any evidence, while demanding I provide the evidence to show my innocence. it's laughale. All they have is a couple of troll replies from myself at the time and the word of the CP, who if we cast our minds back was made to look weak, inept and powerless by me. A CP who has been the MoF for years, a MoF who is normally a stickler for graphs, spreadsheets and other such accounting things!


The only proof they can show is his written claim that a million CC was taken, no screenshot, no spreadsheet, no link, no nothing. Just written words. Words in which he himself professes that it is very unlikely I have stolen the Treasury and will most likely use it to eUK's benefit, hell there wasn't even any outrage from the public. Something many old eUKers will admit, is very unlike the eUK.


They ignore the fact that my MU at the time, The Dental Corpse, was setting CO's. People bought this up at the time when these claims against me were made, even the MoF that audited the accounts after MEK had ransacked the place and tipped Horices drinks cabinet all over the floor, stated that the Dicktaker had used eUK money in eUK battles.


This is all the proof needed apparently...


They are attacking me in this way, because they know that they cannot defeat my track record of leading the country. They are attacking me in this way, because they know that should I climb atop my trusty stead once more, they will again fade into obscurity.


This scares them, they have gotten cosy sitting at the Big Table, scribbling down their legislations, telling you it's for your own good and expecting you all to play along and for the most part you have. These people and those of their ilk are the reason why we are in the mess we are. Crappy bonuses, stale politics and devoid of the unique eUK fun and humour. When I was Dicktaker, we had the world at out feet. Within weeks of being rudely outsed, our country was MTO'd by a hostile forig force (just like we said would happen). From the articles I've read that were published in my absence, a few CP's managed to keep the legacy going for a short while. But in the end, apathy, awful decision making, subpar leadership and meta-gameplay destroyed it all.


Mans a poet.


You see, eUK, in that glorious Summmer/Winter of 2014, we stumbled upon the secret of success. It was quite simple. Don't impose rules on yourself. They are not fun, they are not exciting and all they do is make people roll their eyes.

They make out that I'm to be shunned and pushed away from the community, but judging from my inbox and the welcome back messages I've received from many of you both here in the eUK and from other eCountries, it's like I never left, to still be remembered after two years is truly heart warming.

So on our first election in the year of the Wayne, lets's start it as we mean to go on. The powers that be have aligned against us, we stand little chance of victory. We know that. We understand that and we accept it.






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