WhyBotherWriting - newspaper of WhydoIbotherToo

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[PotUS] Operation Bagel Bomb

14 • Day 3,558 ,18:41 • 在USA发布 USA

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Good day America, and I do mean GOOD DAY! We are going to WAR! Start loading up those B-52s with all the Bagels you can find. Day old, week old, month old, half eaten, onion, everything, cinnamon raisin … 更多 »

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[PotUS] Important Announcement

26 • Day 3,555 ,04:17 • 在USA发布 USA

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政治论坛及分析

Over the last few days, I have been negotiating an agreement to end our hostilities with eUkraine. Last night, we reached an agreement. The eUS and the eUkraine will convert our occupation to a Training … 更多 »

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[PotUS] WhydoIbotherToo Recap 1

21 • Day 3,552 ,19:51 • 在USA发布 USA

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政治论坛及分析

Good day America. It sure has been a busy week. I hope you’ve all had just as great of a time as I have. Being YOUR President has been fun. I have accomplished some of my campaign promises already and … 更多 »

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[PotUS] WhydoIbotherToo First Day

16 • Day 3,548 ,18:40 • 在USA发布 USA

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政治论坛及分析

Thank you eMerica for having faith in me to follow the Glorious Equine Emporer, Derphoof. I have no idea how that Pony survived 6 consecutive months as PotUS. He did some pretty cool things while he … 更多 »

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[WDIB4CP] The Platform and Cabinet Article

38 • Day 3,539 ,10:51 • 在USA发布 USA

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政治论坛及分析

Hello my fellow eMericans. In this article, I will outline the goals of my administration and the people I have chosen to help me along the way. Lets just jump right into this thing shall we.

War! … 更多 »