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The Modern Drunkard

14

Mr. S.F.P.

8 • Day 4,094 ,01:17 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

I walk into the men’s room and stand at the sink, staring at my face in the mirror. In the harsh fluorescent light, I’m shocked at how pale and old I look.

I splash my face with water and walk to the towel dispenser, which is empty. My hands

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9

Big Mac, fries and a coke.

10 • Day 4,088 ,00:39 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

I know a girl who broke up with a guy, she told him she wanted to "still be friends." He said, "No thanks."

She wondered why he couldn't fall back to being just friends after they had a romantic relationship.

I came up with the "McDonald's

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17

Romania, our natural enemy.

7 • Day 4,086 ,23:49 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐


When I'm hired to kill someone, I feel a special kinship with him, knowing that he continues with his shadow life not realizing how close, I am a angel of death, hovering over them.

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15

Taco Bell

14 • Day 4,085 ,20:03 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

I wonder if I could take a few moments out of your day to talk with you about Taco Bell.

Let me explain it: eating at Taco Bell is an experience that can't be recreated at any other restaurant.

You go in and you're excited because all the

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"A girl he knows" advice. (or Clyde part deux)

7 • Day 4,084 ,00:39 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

Dear Modern Drunkard,
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy has sexual intercourse with a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a floozy.

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