The Modern Drunkard - newspaper of Old Man Jenkins67

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U.S.A. vs U.K. (not really)

3 • Day 748 ,22:55 • 在USA发布 USA

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I’m planning something interesting for the next summer. I’m going trek out to a highly remote place and sever any kind of connection with people and civilization.
I’m gonna dig personal hole about 5 to 6 feet deep and a width in which I can … 更多 »

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The road to Tucson. A short story.

4 • Day 747 ,19:41 • 在USA发布 USA

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I had to leave. I needed to leave.

I was a wanted man. I was wanted by someone who is broken in the heart and mind. A crazed one women self proclaimed sheriff.

She called my friends in Florida, and Reno. All my relationships in L.A.

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Drunken thoughts on women and meeting them...

3 • Day 743 ,21:13 • 在USA发布 USA

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I always hear women wanting to be "friends first" and see what develops from there.
Well, I'm not the one to do things in a traditional manner, so I say let's be "Enemies first"..

We'll start off arguing, bickering, kicking,

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Truths.

4 • Day 741 ,23:05 • 在USA发布 USA

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You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.

You cannot keep

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Legends.

2 • Day 735 ,21:43 • 在USA发布 USA

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Dear Modern Drunkard,
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy has sexual intercourse with a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a

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