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Irish Joke of the day - One Liners

11 • Day 911 ,16:42 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland •

In this edition, a number of good one-liners:

1: Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

2: The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the

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It's that time of the year again!

9 • Day 907 ,16:43 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland •

Although I'm not that big into GAA myself, as a spectator I always look forward to this time of year when the hurling and football championships start up. Football has already had a meaningless Galway-New York clash and in hurling the Ulster

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Irish Joke of the day #2

6 • Day 906 ,15:40 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland •

There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.

The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."

The American says "Us Americans are the best because

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Irish Joke of the day - Lucky Pig

8 • Day 905 ,17:04 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland •

One day an American tourist walked into an Irish pub somewhere in County Roscommon. Strangely enough, under the American’s arm was a healthy, Irish pig.

“If you don’t mind me askin,” says the bartender, “Where’d you get that animal from?”

“I

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Don't Quit

12 • Day 873 ,16:23 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland •

Author Unknown:
When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is … 更多 »