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SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

17 • Day 4,778 ,08:48 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

By Shrimp Collars

In perhaps the most shocking scandal in eUS history, it was revealed today that SFP member … 更多 »

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The Self-Loathing Swede

6 • Day 4,777 ,19:46 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

There once was a Dioist from Sweden.
Who hated his origins; you know it!
With a grin on his chin.
He muttered it was a sin.
To be a swine from Sweden.
~ anonymous troubadour
… 更多 »

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THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO- Will our God Emperor return?

22 • Day 4,771 ,14:44 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO-
Will our God Emperor return?
By Raul Boteus - LEADER OF USA TASK-FORCE TO LOCATE DIO BRANDO

Dioism, is the state religion of the eUSA, and our beloved fearless leader, President Chickensguys is a long- … 更多 »

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ROBOT CONSPIRACY TO TAKE OVER AMERICA EXPOSED

35 • Day 4,767 ,17:03 • 在USA发布 USA • 政治论坛及分析 政治论坛及分析

"The Most Honest and Greatest Newspaper in the World"

By Gnilius Fiferian

In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that over 40% of the US voting population has been identified as bots, including the entirety of several … 更多 »

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Top 2 Press Briefings for the week of 8/23/2020 - 8/29/2020

23 • Day 4,667 ,16:23 • 在USA发布 USA • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐


The President of the United States, Chief of Staff and … 更多 »