Gold Reward for Info [funny]

Day 3,582, 18:39 Published in Croatia North Korea by William Thomas Riker
All senior staff report to captain's ready room at once!


The real Riker Maneuever

Remember my 50 Gold Reward for Info article? Well, I need our Community's help once again.


Nooo, nothing that big (got the pun?)!

Noooo! I'm not looking for a porn actress this time. Just for....uhm, porn soundtrack.


Riker and his elusive hologram fantasy Minuet
(her program got deleted)


It sounds wrong, but I swear it's not that kind of a soundtrack, all erotic and embarrassing. It's more of a club music, techno instrumental. What is it doing in a video like that is beyond me. But like they say: to boldly go where no man has gone before!


The crewman in the blue uniform actually has to boldly go.
Yes, that's where the bridge toilet is.


The problem is, Enteprise's universal translator can't lock onto it, since it isn't in any of our databases (Shazam, midomi, AudioTag), and Worf destroyed the last Yridian (information merchants in Star Trek) ship we came across.



Now, how do I go about this without making it look like promoting porn here? I already have 2 forfeit points. I like getting those, but moderation is the key. I'm just gonna post a link to the Google search here and tell you it's the first result. I also leave you with a Vocaroo sample of the track. I recorded the 40-second audio-only sample myself, so you wouldn't necessarily have to watch the original video, but the video contains the entire song.


Like if I were in an Iron Man armor, slowly flying over the freeway, while listening to the track in question.

It's a type of music that gets me concentrated to do stuff. Whoever identifies it first in the comments (I'd prefer name, artist and a link to a looped version, but any data will do) will receive 5 gold (that 50 gold reward happened when I was dead and revived my citizen just to get the info, so I didn't care that much about gold). You are also welcome to leave similar songs in the comments (name, artist, link), and if I happen to like any, they will be rewarded.

Like, well, not always, but since 2 articles ago, whoever shouts this article and sends me link to the shout in a message (don't spam the comment section) will receive a free list of passing Resitance Wars for the day, so you could get your Resistance Hero medal. Those who payed in advance will have another day added. The rest of you who want to receive RH list on a daily basis, check my article An RH Medal a Day Keeps Poverty Away.

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Live long and prosper!
WTR