The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2040)

7 • Dia 2,040, 17:05 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland

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Make fun of Kim Kardashian's name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.

And slightly to the left.

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9 • Dia 2,039, 16:33 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland

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I've decided to call my new dog "5 miles"

So I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles every day.

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4 • Dia 2,038, 16:30 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland

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I never know whether to be angry or impressed when I can't get the lid off a tube of superglue.

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3 • Dia 2,037, 16:54 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland

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No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

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4 • Dia 2,036, 17:20 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland

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You know you're having a bad day when even the Rice Krispies give you the silent treatment.