Goodbye Blue Monday

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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulu for a Weirder America

16 • Dia 4,366, 11:10 • Publicado em USA USA

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Análise e debates políticos

"That is not dead which can eternal lie”

tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu

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[Derp4PotUS] You've Got to be Kind

11 • Dia 4,328, 19:13 • Publicado em USA USA

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Análise e debates políticos

"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut.

tldr: Derphoof Now; Derphoof Forever

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The Speaker's Word: The Past Isn't Dead. It isn't Even Past.

26 • Dia 4,122, 18:57 • Publicado em USA USA

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Análise e debates políticos

"There is no civility, only politics." -Senator Palpatine

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Old Dog

47 • Dia 3,901, 07:56 • Publicado em USA USA

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Entretenimento e interações sociais

Welcome to the museum of irrelevant and ancient media. Today's exhibit is Goodbye Blue Monday. The format is preserved from the Mesozoic Era era. If you pay close attention and utilize even rudimentary carbon dating, you can see that the jokes were

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Serious Political Analysis in the Age of Derphoof

19 • Dia 3,485, 15:23 • Publicado em USA USA

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Análise e debates políticos

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen

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