Why Weren't We Invited?

Day 1,077, 18:43 • Published in Canada Canada • by Armour144

Dearest UK,

Why didn’t you invite us to your gathering? You invited your “friends” which include countries such as France, Brazil, Argentina, and France, yet you didn’t invite us, eCanada.

In case you didn’t know, we own a good chunk of your country. Because of this, we feel it is our right to be included in all things that the eUK participates in. If you really are the UNITED Kingdom, then shouldn’t you unite all people in your lands so that everyone can participate together? So what if we’ve had some disagreements in our past. That’s no reason to go and exclude your friendly neighbours from your parties and meetings.

You still won’t invite us? Oh well, we tried. I guess we have no choice now but…


For eCanada to have its OWN PARTY! And guess what UK? You aren’t invited!

We want this to be a fun, worldwide event, so pretty much everyone is on the invite list! Countries such as New Zealand, Finland, Sweden, Bulgaria, Singapore, Spain, all of our bros, and just about any country that wants to come!

Except the UK.

Even the fine people of Scotland and the Northern UK are invited since they are being left out on the UK’s party as well.

There will be cookies, cupcakes, and redcoat soup to eat (made from 100% defeated redcoats!)

There will also be loads of games as well, such as spin the bottle, duck duck goose, and of course pin the tail on the “unsuspecting redcoat at his lame tea party that we weren’t invited to”!


There will even be penguins at this party. That’s how great this will be.

It will be great fun so bring all of your friends (as long as they aren’t from the UK) because we’re all going to have a blast together! Also, make sure to take lots of photos so we can put them up on Facebook to show the UK just how much FUN we had without them!

See everyone there!

Party Planning Committee

P.S. The Party Planning Committee feels that it would be in the best interests of the eWorld to conquer the eUK to prevent any more instances of them excluding other countries. Social bullying isn't nice, and we must do all we can to prevent bullying of any kind.