This isn't like Most Campaign Articles
Paul Proteus
Suggested Listening
This isn't like most campaign articles
I'm not like most candidates
Here's the thing...
I'm psychic
Now, I'm sure you want to know who I am, or why I should be in congress?
Well, I can't tell you, it's classified Psychic information
But I CAN tell you how experienced I am,
I was a congressman last month here
I was the president of eSwitzerland twice
Congress there 6 times
So in conclusion I hope this was slightly more entertaining than most Congress articles, obviously it wasn't as good as this one or this one one
Also, my original theme of this article was PAUL, ENDORSED BY NOONE, LOVED BY EVERYONE but then Devoid and Kid_A promptly endorsed me ruining everything, so yeah
and I'm running in Montana
~fin
Comments
Paul is smarter than the Average bear
It's true
Paul.... you constantly amaze me.
I know you will amaze Montana !
Paul is Dougie Flare endorsed
Paul is psychotic, and he's smarter than the average picnic basket.
which makes him generously qualified for Congress.
Montana deserves Paul.
ya know, all that could be taken either of two ways, and I assure I only meant it one way.
rock the vote, President Paul!
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Paul Proteus for POTeUS! =^)
Gogogogogo!!!
Paul proteus is average than your smarter beer.
Paul, what number am I thinking of?
Penguin, ice cream isn't a number