Onishi for Ohio!
Day 1,160, 13:35
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by Onishi
Hello readers, citizens of Ohio! I'm writing to you today to ask that you vote for me for the congress seat in this fine state. I have assembled my cabinet already to help me with my congressional duties, and together we can represent this state fairly and make the United States the best country ever.
First of all, why should you vote for me for congress? A question that is often asked is "how much experience do you have?" I have more experience in this game than a lot of people will ever have. I've been involved at a high level in every single facet of this game, including the ones that most would rather not admit. It simply comes down the fact that I am the best goddamn man for the job.
My cabinet is as follows...
Congressman of Ohio: Onishi
Vice - Congressman of Ohio: PigInZen
Chief of Staff: CRoy
Security Advisor: Wes Lewis
Media Director: Paul Proteus
Campaign Director: Llaire Clittleton
Secretary of the Treasury: iasov
Agriculture Comissioner: Jude Connors
Chief Customer Service Technician: Jelly9473
As you can see, this is truly a winning team.
Here's some girls.
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Truly a winning team
Definitely a winning team 😁
Wes Lewis will be a great security advisor
Coool, But Wes Lewis for secruity advisor really?
He is a man to be trusted.
Winning team right there
Voted!
You're not the real Onishi.
^Neither are you
My, what fine team you have
Why aren't you on it CRoy?
You have replaced Pfeiffer as CoS.
Onishi, a one eyed baboon can push Yes/No buttons and select his 2 fixed proposals per term. He can also follow Party Boss's voting instruction. In any case I can't see how having a Cabinet comparable to a president's would help in any way.
It is not my intent to troll you in any way, old friend, I in fact would like to see you in congress. I am just making a few points for you to ponder.
I have one vote and a ticket. I am not sure who I will spend them on as of now. I assure you they will be spent on someone of good will who promises to use their votes for the best interests of the People and democracy, and to some degree is accountable to the citizens, not a select few Elites, Party Bosses or special interest groups.
Best wishes and good luck Kid,
loft
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Excellent Choices, my good man. You'll make a fine Congressman.
Now, my first order of business as Secretary of the Treasury will be to insist that you arbitrarily make proposals to raise some income taxes and lower others (at random) while increasing import taxes on all Raw materials to a delicious 17% and all other goods to a fair and oppressive 8%. As for the VAT? We don't use that. We don't even know what it means.
Again, you'll make an esteemed Congressman and with the help of your staff, you'll be enlightened for sure. I also have no doubts that you'll be in the best of hands with your pick for Security Advisor.
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Hmmmm. 😉
lolwut? and it's more oh OH!-nishi for OH!io