The United States Today: In 2 Minutes or Less
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Military Maneuvers
Poland fights back, Hungary lurks; Indonesia attacks Australia
-Poland attacked Slovenia at Piedmont, the natively Italian region bordering the Rhone Alps. Hungary has followed Slovenia westward. They now control all of the land-bridge except for Piedmont. They've also attacked Piedmont, but are unable to take the region due to Poland's prior attack. I don't believe that Hungary have an active war with Poland, so this ought to be interesting.
-Russia continues to march westward over Finland. R.I.P., Finns.
-Indonesia attacked Australia, activating their set of MPPs. It appears that the Indonesian President may have been acting suspiciously, as he was temp-banned for racism shortly after attacking.
Article Round Up:
Department of Citizen Orders - DoD Orders
The Pony Express - Express Deliveries
Politics
Congressional Elecitons...
-President PigInZen made this foreign policy announcement. How this will impact current foreign operations remains to be seen.
-Well, let the election chaos begin. Here's a list of suspected PTOers. Here's an election tracker. Zoli, the Hungarian troll-meister, is running for Congress. He wouldn't consider himself a PTOer, but I think most do.
-Also, Syrup, known for several irresponsible actions as a Congressmen--including letting Zoli and orbitfish into the country-- will not be running for Congress. He snuck into a region at the last minute, but the region was lost today during region-swaps.
-Former President Josh Frost weighs in on the election festivities here.
-AidenAstrup, BigBrother, and the Department of Treasury are pleased to announce the online eUS Stock Exchange. Buy, sell, and track your stocks in real time. This is pretttttty cool.
-White House Press Release #85 is out. Read and sub.
-Join the Department of State Press Corps!
-Also, former American citizen, current Australian President, and all around Bro, Cerb, was impeached today. Apparently real life became problematic. Best of luck, Cerb.
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😛22:00 ERT on March 24, 2010 - Day 855
Military|Politics|Community|Glossary of Terms
Congressional Elections Edition
Military Maneuvers
Poland fights back, Hungary lurks; Indonesia attacks Australia
-Poland attacked Slovenia at Piedmont, the natively Italian region bordering the Rhone Alps. Hungary has followed Slovenia westward. They now control all of the land-bridge except for Piedmont. They've also attacked Piedmont, but are unable to take the region due to Poland's prior attack. I don't believe that Hungary have an active war with Poland, so this ought to be interesting.
-Russia continues to march westward over Finland. R.I.P., Finns.
-Indonesia attacked Australia, activating their set of MPPs. It appears that the Indonesian President may have been acting suspiciously, as he was temp-banned for racism shortly after attacking.
Article Round Up:
Department of Citizen Orders - DoD Orders
The Pony Express - Express Deliveries
Politics
Congressional Elecitons...
-President PigInZen made this foreign policy announcement. How this will impact current foreign operations remains to be seen.
-Well, let the election chaos begin. Here's a list of suspected PTOers. Here's an election tracker. Zoli, the Hungarian troll-meister, is running for Congress. He wouldn't consider himself a PTOer, but I think most do.
-Also, Syrup, known for several irresponsible actions as a Congressmen--including letting Zoli and orbitfish into the country-- will not be running for Congress. He snuck into a region at the last minute, but the region was lost today during region-swaps.
-Former President Josh Frost weighs in on the election festivities here.
-AidenAstrup, BigBrother, and the Department of Treasury are pleased to announce the online eUS Stock Exchange. Buy, sell, and track your stocks in real time. This is pretttttty cool.
-White House Press Release #85 is out. Read and sub.
-Join the Department of State Press Corps!
-Also, former American citizen, current Australian President, and all around Bro, Cerb, was impeached today. Apparently real life became problematic. Best of luck, Cerb.
Your Moment of Zen:
International Edition(s):
Milestailsprower - Czechoslovakian News in 121 Seconds or Less
If you feel that an article you wrote should be included in my semi-daily summary, feel free to PM me a link. Please note that I will try to keep my summaries as few and as brief as possible.
~Mr. –
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First denied maxx
USmaxxxx
Excellent as usual
Vote Revolgod9987 in kansas. Pm him for moving tickets
Syrup is a girl is she not?
Syrup wrote the list of possible pto-ers, did s/he not?
Mr. Hyphenated for MM!
-.- " He snuck into a region at the last minute" Wow, that's not spin or anything.
I was up until 3 AM 2 nights ago organizing blockers. I was moved to Shanxi since I actually stood a chance against a PTO'er. Many Congressman that were on were asked to do so, in hopes of a *real* canidate for each reason.
Other than that, good article.
@Lord Rahl2 - Nope. Syrups a dude.
@ Bristel - Yes
@ Syrup. I see. I apologize, then. I'll make a note of that in my next article.
Weeeeee!!! Elections maxxxxx!!!
Hmm, I think I should post a link to your newspaper as well Mr. - since you are so kind to put one to mine. 🙂
Randomestmomentofzenevermaxxxx!
ptoingmrhyphenatedmaxx!
lol @ Brad
Keep up the great work Mr. H!
BTW > Syrup is a boy who likes to dress as Mrs. Butterworth. o_O
Thanks Hyphenated