London - The Stalingrad of eUK and some more updates on the world today

Day 823, 08:03 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Jake Pearlshire

Dear readers,

On Sunday evening (Monday morning for some) EDEN launched its attack on eUK, rolling in all of its tanks. I was in an SF base in Western Siberia when I got the news, and got paradropped from a helicopter into London itself. By the time I landed, EDEN forces were fighting PHOENIX forces, block by block, with PHOENIX falling back every couple of minutes, until we got to London itself. I decided to get on the London Eye to get a better visual. I was very few infantry in the EDEN forces. I just saw tanks, and more tanks, and more tanks. A soldier with me told me to get out of there, because PHOENIX forces were retreating to King's Cross Station. We had lost everything but our loved Underground stations.



We kept on fighting, and PHOENIX forces decided to fire from within a train going to Russell Square. We decided to turn on the train and start moving it underground, forcing EDEN forces to abandon their tanks in order to fully take over. I was called to move back to Western Siberia, and at that point I had lost hope in London. When I arrived in Western Siberia, I decided to go to sleep due to exhaustion. The next morning I decided to go back to London, given the fact that I had not received news of its fall. When I got there, I saw EDEN infantry retreating out into the London suburbs with PHOENIX forces in the EDEN tanks. I heard the battle had been fought block by block while I was asleep, after the PHOENIX forces had taken the abandoned EDEN tanks and used their own weapons against them. We kept fighting until they were pushed out of London, and we slaughtered their forces there. At the last minute of the battle, one EDEN soldier was left standing. Catching him with my eye, I shot the last bullet.

The Next day, I got news from the base in Western Siberia that eUK had declared peace and EDEN was abandoning all UK territories. At first I was outraged, because I felt like eUK had betrayed PHOENIX once I started reading articles from eSerbia and eRussia. But MoFA Mr Woldy thankfully wrote a helpful article, showing that PHOENIX approved this treaty.



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