[Fear] The Year of Wayne2017
WayneKerr
Well, eUK today is the day. Once more I step up to lead you to victory.
My detractors have had their say. Their articles have been published and my good name has been tarnished, apparently. According to a couple of guys in the eUK, I'm Adolf Hitler, Ronnie Biggs and the Devil himself. I've drowned puppies, punched kittens and regularly dine on the flesh of unborn babies.
But what I find most amusing is the fact that these few players have charged me as guilty without providing any evidence, while demanding I provide the evidence to show my innocence. it's laughale. All they have is a couple of troll replies from myself at the time and the word of the CP, who if we cast our minds back was made to look weak, inept and powerless by me. A CP who has been the MoF for years, a MoF who is normally a stickler for graphs, spreadsheets and other such accounting things!
The only proof they can show is his written claim that a million CC was taken, no screenshot, no spreadsheet, no link, no nothing. Just written words. Words in which he himself professes that it is very unlikely I have stolen the Treasury and will most likely use it to eUK's benefit, hell there wasn't even any outrage from the public. Something many old eUKers will admit, is very unlike the eUK.
They ignore the fact that my MU at the time, The Dental Corpse, was setting CO's. People bought this up at the time when these claims against me were made, even the MoF that audited the accounts after MEK had ransacked the place and tipped Horices drinks cabinet all over the floor, stated that the Dicktaker had used eUK money in eUK battles.
They are attacking me in this way, because they know that they cannot defeat my track record of leading the country. They are attacking me in this way, because they know that should I climb atop my trusty stead once more, they will again fade into obscurity.
This scares them, they have gotten cosy sitting at the Big Table, scribbling down their legislations, telling you it's for your own good and expecting you all to play along and for the most part you have. These people and those of their ilk are the reason why we are in the mess we are. Crappy bonuses, stale politics and devoid of the unique eUK fun and humour. When I was Dicktaker, we had the world at out feet. Within weeks of being rudely outsed, our country was MTO'd by a hostile forig force (just like we said would happen). From the articles I've read that were published in my absence, a few CP's managed to keep the legacy going for a short while. But in the end, apathy, awful decision making, subpar leadership and meta-gameplay destroyed it all.
You see, eUK, in that glorious Summmer/Winter of 2014, we stumbled upon the secret of success. It was quite simple. Don't impose rules on yourself. They are not fun, they are not exciting and all they do is make people roll their eyes.
They make out that I'm to be shunned and pushed away from the community, but judging from my inbox and the welcome back messages I've received from many of you both here in the eUK and from other eCountries, it's like I never left, to still be remembered after two years is truly heart warming.
So on our first election in the year of the Wayne, lets's start it as we mean to go on. The powers that be have aligned against us, we stand little chance of victory. We know that. We understand that and we accept it.
Comments
For a narcissist whose megalomania has no bounds, I expect this election will prove what an utter farce your return has been.
If you expect us to believe your apparent 'legend' after two years of outcast - over Huey who has kept the books ever since! Expect to be raped in the election
Hopefully after this beating down we won't have to bother with another blockade on UKPP next month
I've ran many times for CP. Only ever won once. Every single 'campaign' I have ever done has been a farce and the biggest one of all was the one that got me elected.
Two years of outcast, how do you cast out a player that is no longer logging on? I expect to be beaten, my intention was never to win.
UKPP will do as UKPP nprmally do, trundle along. It's not like our members haven't been on the outside before. We ended up winning that little battle last time.
"my intention was never to win."
then your irrelevance is settled, congratulations on the fuss you've successfully kicked off
however like a match, already dim and damp, you'll snuff out
People much better then you have tried to 'snuff' me out in the past Appleby. Didn't work out like that though.
Thanks for so eagerly taking the bait.
But on the off chance I some how do win, you might wanna get your notebook out. I'll show you what a proper President does. Might help you in your upcoming CP bid.
"People much better then you have tried to 'snuff' me out in the past Appleby. Didn't work out like that though."
By your own admittance you have approachingly zero chance so I'll pat myself on the back for a job well done in this regard
You will not however find yourself in a position of responsibility outside UKPP
You are laying claim to me not winning CP? and you claim im the megalomanic...
I don't even have responsibility in UKPP. You do realise I've been in Congress and a PP and in Government since I've back, I wasn't in UKPP for any of them. Your doing a grand job of stopping me, do keep it up.
To be completely honest, I haven't actually attacked you substantially in this campaign. I respect you Wayne, I respect all the things you did for this country and have already offered the chance for you to be helpful in my administration because your expertise is invaluable and your opinions are respected. Whether you want to justify if backlash against you is warranted or not, I knew you had an unlikely chance of winning, and chose not to act contrarily. I'm glad that relations between ourselves have been civil and you've put up a hell of a fight 😉
It livened up the place slightly. I have no beef with you, but you could have thrown a few punches yourself, thats half the fun! I didn't really know you back in the day, but from all the reports I've heard, your a decent chap. Bit of a fag, but a decent chap all the same.
All I can promise you, is that I MIGHT not start a coup, if you win. Depends how bored I get...
Sounds good
Back in the day I was but a wee little noob so you wouldn't have heard much. I was yet to make my mark
A whiff of megalomania, a hint of get-the-excuses-in-early, and the merest dash of butthurt.
It's a heady mixture, so it's a shame it's overpowered by the stench of bullsh*t.
Nice try though.
Somehow I don't think I will be voting for you.
Somehow I dont think he ever expected you would.
"According to a couple of guys in the eUK, I'm Adolf Hitler, Ronnie Biggs and the Devil himself. I've drowned puppies, punched kittens and regularly dine on the flesh of unborn babies."
You can add Donald Trump to the list...
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2626632/1/20
A billionaire, who beat the establishment, that goes on to do great things...
I'm honoured VM and would happily grab you by your pussy.
I know you would.
The usual suspects in here, slinging the usual baseless accusations. Sure sounds like an establishment scared of the boogey-man.
so much emphasis
Shall we see what happens now? We are the watchers on the wall.....
so much hostility in the comments chill it geezers