Jokes. No.3

Day 2,466, 11:39 Published in Serbia Romania by calinovb

The school called me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"



My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.