Sad but true...

Day 1,048, 10:33 • Published in Denmark France • by Totood The Second


Dear citizens of my Kingdom, it is with great grief and sadness that I must announce, that today I was subject of mutiny - not just regular mutiny, no. It was mutiny of the worst kin😛

MUTINY WITHIN THE ROYAL FAMILY!

As I was taking my daily stroll along Køge Bugt Motorvejen, suddenly a big truck (Dodge Ram 1500 with the HEMI engine, excellent choice of ride btw!) came racing towards me.
Lately I have been very focused on my ninja-lessons with Dolph so, agile as I am, I was able to evade the back-stabbing attack!

As I lay there on the curb, I was able to catch a glimpse of the license plate - and that was when the great grief arose in my heart.
Here's a mental image of what I saw:


Yes, that is a pink license plate, and that is the saddest thing about this case. Since only nobilities of Denmark are allowed to use that specific color on their license plates - so that narrowed down the suspicion a bit, but only a bit since I have a rather big family, as one might have understood already.

Now, with the pink-plate-clue I continued my investigation, but I was without luck for almost 2 hours - that was when the perpetrator did his second wrongdoing: declaring war against the rest of the kingdom!

Yes, it is hard to understand, nonetheless it is the truth: my own great-great-grand cousin Tyren9 is the culprit who first attempted to run me over, then overthrow my throne in his quest of power - luckily for you, and for myself, he was out of luck and I am still walking amongst you, the great population of Denmark.

Announcement: At the break of dawn, Stenteday the 1049th of the New World, Tyren9 will be executed for his actions, and his head will be used as a vase for my daffodils..
His successor in office will be Pho3nix, my sister's mother's uncle's great-great-nephew(yes, that is the correct phrase!) in who I have no reason to believe anything but the best.



Now, kind people of Denmark, head back to your livingroom and mind my words - terrorist will do ANYTHING to get their hands on the throne that I possess - however, no matter what they do, I will always be one step ahead!

Kind Regards,
Stente - King of Denmark
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