Sad but true...
Totood The Second
Dear citizens of my Kingdom, it is with great grief and sadness that I must announce, that today I was subject of mutiny - not just regular mutiny, no. It was mutiny of the worst kin
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MUTINY WITHIN THE ROYAL FAMILY!
As I was taking my daily stroll along Køge Bugt Motorvejen, suddenly a big truck (Dodge Ram 1500 with the HEMI engine, excellent choice of ride btw!) came racing towards me.
Lately I have been very focused on my ninja-lessons with Dolph so, agile as I am, I was able to evade the back-stabbing attack!
As I lay there on the curb, I was able to catch a glimpse of the license plate - and that was when the great grief arose in my heart.
Here's a mental image of what I saw:
Yes, that is a pink license plate, and that is the saddest thing about this case. Since only nobilities of Denmark are allowed to use that specific color on their license plates - so that narrowed down the suspicion a bit, but only a bit since I have a rather big family, as one might have understood already.
Now, with the pink-plate-clue I continued my investigation, but I was without luck for almost 2 hours - that was when the perpetrator did his second wrongdoing: declaring war against the rest of the kingdom!
Yes, it is hard to understand, nonetheless it is the truth: my own great-great-grand cousin Tyren9 is the culprit who first attempted to run me over, then overthrow my throne in his quest of power - luckily for you, and for myself, he was out of luck and I am still walking amongst you, the great population of Denmark.
Announcement: At the break of dawn, Stenteday the 1049th of the New World, Tyren9 will be executed for his actions, and his head will be used as a vase for my daffodils..
His successor in office will be Pho3nix, my sister's mother's uncle's great-great-nephew(yes, that is the correct phrase!) in who I have no reason to believe anything but the best.
Now, kind people of Denmark, head back to your livingroom and mind my words - terrorist will do ANYTHING to get their hands on the throne that I possess - however, no matter what they do, I will always be one step ahead!
Kind Regards,
Stente - King of Denmark
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THE KING IS ALIVE! Long live King Stente the first of Denmark!
Comments
I told him not to do that, R.I.P. Tyren : (
I know you did, Hurkancs - you, as myself, are a noble knight, who would never betray the kingdom!
*gasp* The horror! My lord, thou art most correct in beheading this Tyren9 fellow for such crimes against the kingdom of Denmark!
...everything for you my king... \o/
You all should be beheaded, since none of you call the king with his correct title.
Captain King Stente, you have HrBjorn's most sincere sorry for the incompetence of his noble colleagues.
Im sorry!
What can i do for you, Captain king?
So eeeeh, Captain, my captain - what is it I'm supposed to do?
Be awesome, Pho3nix - be very awesome! 😃
Incredible!
The warning signs were all there, yet we failed to act in time
If his feeble attempt had not failed, maybe you, captain king, wouldn't have been here today.. 😮
Oh glorious Stenteday, let it be remembered forever!