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全文翻译自E俄罗斯期刊.eRussianPaper.文章《[Ministry of Justice]If you are a foreigner in Russia …》
文中的事件、人物及观点与本报无关，相关材料谨供国人参考。以下是正文
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【司法部】如果您是一位在俄外国人士

If you are a foreigner in Russia …
如果您是一位在俄外国人士

Russia has always been a country of secrets for many players. The serious barrier to understanding the Russian community and its laws is no knowledge of Russian .This article will help you to simplify your life in eRussia.
对许多玩家而言，俄罗斯始终是一个神秘的国家。对俄国的相关知识缺乏了解，导致了外人对俄国社会和法则的严重认知障碍。本文将帮助优化您在E俄罗斯的生活。

Rule №1. Don`t ever use the Google-translator to write articles or comments. Remember! This rule is the most important! Your article will become a good reason to have a laugh for the whole Russian community. A word-by-word translation would be something like: "Comrade time car space world I ePoland door." Can you understand anything?
规则1——绝对不要使用谷歌翻译器撰写文章或在文后撰写回复。请务必牢记这最重要的一条。您的文章别无它用，只会给我们全体俄国人制造笑料。谷歌翻译器的那种逐词翻译只会翻出这种效果：“同志时间汽车空间世界我波兰门。”换做是您能读懂这是啥意思吗？

Rule №2. You must forget all of the Russian RL stereotypes. This is just a game, don`t forget it. They are no bears in our streets we don`t play the balalaika and drink vodka every day (rather though the day🙂). We do not greet each other with "Hello, Comrade." There are not only Russian gamers playing for eRussia but also gamers from Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Kazakhstan, Germany, USA, Latvia, Lithuania and citizens of other RL independent states.
规则2——您必须打消掉所有您对真实位面中俄罗斯的固有观念。这只是个游戏，这一点别忘了。我们的大街上没有熊，我们也不会成天弹奏巴拉莱卡琴痛饮伏特加（当然这不排除在某些天里……）我们不用“你好，同志”这样的话来打招呼，在E俄罗斯的玩家不仅来自俄罗斯，还有乌克兰的白俄罗斯的摩尔多瓦的哈萨克斯坦的，德国美国拉脱维亚立陶宛的，以及来自很多其他的真实位面中的独立国家。

Rule № 3. Many foreigners ask me how find a certain person in the IRC? Yes, we have our own channel #erep-rus. But in eRussia Skype is more popular than IRC-channel. This is just a historical habit.
规则3——许多外国人询问我如何在IRC联络到具体某人。是的，我们在IRC有自己的频道#erep-rus。但是在俄国SKYPE比IRC更加流行，这仅仅是基于历史原因所养成的习惯。

Rule № 4. It is prejudice that citizens of eRussia are hostile to foreigners. We even had a few foreign presidents in our history. Two bright foreigner CPs - GLaDOS and MoredanKantose. We used to have a large political party for the foreigners loving Russia and also a world-wide known Russian Foreign Legion. Once a bright power this legion really worth revival. There are foreign fighters on duty in many of our Military Units. We have many friends around the eWorld in various Alliances. But if you want to damage Russia please remember our old saying: “Who will come with a sword, shall die by the sword”.
规则4——E俄国仇视外国人的传闻只是偏见。在我国历史中，甚至也曾有几位外国人担任了我国元首。列举其中两位作为光辉的例证：GLaDOS和MoredanKantose。过去我们一直有一个庞大的由热爱俄国的外国侨民组成的政党并拥有一个世界知名的俄军外籍兵团，曾经具有举足轻重的战力如今有待光复。还有许多杰出的外国战士在俄军的各军团服役，我们拥有众多朋友，遍布电子世界各个联盟。如果您想做有损于俄罗斯利益的事，请记住这么句老话：“持剑者必命丧剑下”。

Rule №5. I`ll give a good advice to all ambassadors to eRussia. If you are the ambassador you probably already know that we have a national forum erespublika.ru.
You will be surprised to know that we have separate sections of the embassies for almost all states. A lot of ambassadors know about it and register on this forum. All members of the Government and congressmen browse this forum so your message will be read. In addition it is a good site to ask questions to each other. See you on erespublika.ru!
规则5——这是对所有外国驻俄外交人士的建议。如果您已经是驻俄大使，您可能已经知道，我们有一个国家级别的论坛erespublika.ru
您会惊奇地发现，我们为几乎所有国家的大使馆建立了专门的分区。许多外国大使知道了解此事，并已在此论坛注册。所有的政府官员和国会议员都会浏览这个论坛，所以您在这个论坛的发帖留言将不被忽视。此外，这也是互提问题增进互相了解的好站点。让我们在erespublika.ru再会~

Rule № 6. Getting eRussia citizenship is hard. If you are Pole it is practically impossible (joke). Now we improve our migration policy. However, I will give you the advice – justify your request on the forum.
规则6——获取俄国国籍非常困难，如果您是波兰人，这几乎是不可能的（玩笑😑）。如今我们改进了移民政策，不过我依然给您我的建议——请在论坛上发帖申请。

Rule № 7. If you still want to write an article in Russian language, then you can use the service of a Team of Translators of eRussian Government for a decent price. (If you're interested, ask me in PM).
规则7——如果您仍然执着于使用俄语撰写文章，那么您可以以一个体面的价格享受E俄国政府官方翻译团队的服务（有兴趣的，可以PM我）

It does not matter who you are in RL. Each of us is playing his/her own part in this game. I hope that these simple instructions will help to ease your life in eRussia.
您在真实位面是谁并不重要。我们每个玩家都在享受他在这个游戏众属于他自己的那一部分。我希望这些简单的指南，能够为您在E俄罗斯的生活带来便利。

I will conclude this article with a favorite quote of foreigners playing for eRussia:
Long Live Mother Russia!
请允许我引用为E俄国而战的外国友人最爱使用的语句来结束本文：
俄罗斯母亲万岁！

Ministry of Justice,
司法部

Mr. Alex Great


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