Lets Make a Deal w/ FYROM
crisfire
The following is the Deal the Administration signed with FYROM brokered by the United Kingdom of backstabbers, this should go well.
The Deal http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mod-rent-agreement-between-canada-and-republic-of-macedonia-fyrom--2477289/1/20
Clauses:
1) All hostilities between the two countries will stop.
2) Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) will pay 17,000 country currency to the middleman (Minister of Defense of United Kingdom, Ser Fartsalot);
3) Canada will allow Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) to own PEI region until after Congress election results have been made official and in turn get 17,000 country currency on that date;
4) Canada will not start Resistance War in PEI or order its troops to fight in it;
5) Canada will get back Nunavut and Newfoundland and Labrador regions;
6) If any of the sides break this agreement or if PEI gets reclaimed before the Congress election, the other side will get the money;
7) If any of the clauses of this agreements are breached, United Kingdom will not interfere in any way.
Signed by:
Country President of Canada
Country President of Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)
Minister of Defense of United Kingdom
QUACK, QUACK
Ser Fartsalot, UK MoD
Comments
And the allies are ok with this?
It will be over in 10 days and everyone is currently busy with Spain and Poland. Assuming the peace option button shows up.
And the allies are ok with the above agreement? lol
Blind panic rarely allows for that kind of forethought.
The low bar this terms appears to be set at hoping the CP doesn't accidentally NE an ally.
Just think you could've had a chance. 😃
Why would they not be?
oh where shall I begin to list the endless possibilities? I myself don't feel Ok with this agreement, so I can only imagine. But anyway, is Greece ok with this?
Forget it. You don't have to answer that.
I went back and read.
Greeks were in a group PM with us and few other countries and were aware of the talks the whole time and were waiting for the result. So yes they were okay with it.
so they all explicitly stated that they are ok with this agreement?
ALLIES ARE OK WITH IT
😛
We don't believe you!
Like they 100% are...legit.
We definitely don't believe IBB
I don't think the people anywhere are ok with it.
For the record, meh
also, I like girls 😁
May take longer then 10 days to find the peace button.
Even the beautiful jiggle-women cannot quell my disgust at this "deal."
wtf is going on....oh right , Canada...
So if both sides keep to the "deal" they get their money back and we get nothing, but if we break the "deal" they get their money back and we get nothing?
Seems like a pretty easy choice to me.
Whoever agreed to this deal from eCanada needs to go. And if that means pushing my favourite button and making Punisher CP for the next 21 days then so be it.
Yes, that's how terrible I think this deal is. Even I am willing to let Punisher become CP in the face of this abysmal, and absolutely terrible peace "agreement".
You're reading that wrong. We get the 17K as rent if we keep the agreement.
so what exactly is the net gain after subtracting the taxes paid to Skopje?
One region looks like 600CC a day to me. We also get a TW for BH and TP. I won 2 BH and got TP today.
We have rented regions for 5K plus tax before. 17K for 10 days should be at least a positive.
so it is about 11000 cc
and the enemies get 50 gold from congress medals.
11,125 cc
17,000 CC is pocket change for chumps
This is the kind of break even deal you make will Allies, not enemies....
IMPEACH!
On day 2577 FYROM held NFLD for the full 24 hours and only NFLD. They made 671.44.
We could not even win initiative you genius's and now we are getting it all back with barely a fight.
The deal will be concluded before you all stop whining about it.
pardon me sir, your honor. Us peasants forget that we r here only to pay taxes and not "whine" about a matter that is so critical to the affairs of the nation.
is it possible, that the almighty smartass Muglack is actually admitting he was wrong, and that he's regretting about his decision to support Dill? Woah.
Gifs at the bottom saved this article. I fully recommend a re-edit and include MORE gifs \o/
Tits are always a good deal. So much so I almost missed the ass.
You think UK will pay us? Are you guys mentally disabled?
We prefer the term Challenged. We are mentally challenged.
Mr Hankey will save us !!!
v43
V for the boobs&buts 😃
Interesting!
tl:dr jiggle jiggle fuss fuss fuss
Maybe Canada should propose a Rental Agreement to itself.
Worked last time.
Finally got a chance to comment here.
There is a bigger picture but I know that some have narrow vision so let me break it into smaller chunks.
> AS defence failed.
- None of you showed up to help
- CO's were put up but thousands were spent having no positive affect.
- Allies were losing in Little Poland.
> Original agreement was Macedonia takes SW of England go through Wales into Ireland to help Irish.
- Found out that SW of England and Wales do not have border.
- Made concession to allow them through NFLD into Ireland.
> Found out they were not that interested in Ireland, just wanted some place to have regions for congress.
- Then found out that they want our region! Not just passing through!!
- Allies still busy with Poland so lost Nunavut.
> Negotiate to prevent wasted CO's, taking damage from allied battles with Poland and being wiped.
- Got a token amount of cc. Started negotiation asking 25k.
- Promised not to officially attack PEI.
- Promised to not set orders or ask for allied support.
> Get them out by the 26th.
- It's all over.
I would as soon had this turn out differently but with allies occupied with Poland and now the Spanish war it was just not to be. For some strange reason some of you think the CP waves a magic wand and we win battles. Shit has gone to your heads lately. Someone needs to remind you that Canada used to spend much of the time being wiped.
We are now a part of the world of Asteria/LETO. Life does not revolve around you precious ones any more. I've worked long and hard so that the situation would turn out good for everyone concerned. YES, the allies are good with the situation. YES, I've been in constant contact with them during the whole affair.
You speak of impeachment. Oooooooh so scary. Half a dozen people with their lips flappin' in the breeze.
I think I see the problem here. Rylde forgot to give you the magic wand. Never attempt being CP without the magic wand. Or beer.
Foxfire was joking (I think) but he hit on a good observation.
Dill was elected after proposing this:
"We MUST have communication with allies, friends and our alliance. We must have good communications with our enemies."
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/december-cp-2471609/1/20
Rylde was previously elected after proposing this:
"Say nothing, do nothing.
There campaigns had nothing to feed off of and flickered atleast so it seems. 30% of the country is in my back pocket even after a crazy regretful name change and current inactivity.
Counter Measure Cabinet
In the crazy off chance I won by doing nothing I actually had a good team in place that no one knew about."
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-what-was-the-tyrant-formely-known-as-rylde-up-to--2464538/1/20
Rylde's Empty Suit leadership approach may be what best suits the eCanadian politcal climate. It's better to take no direct responsibility as the President and delegate instead to a Cabinet full of well-established players. That way you don't stick your neck out by doing something risky (ie. make a challenging decision) and instead no one wants to ruffle the feathers of a whole Cabinet full of their best buds.
In other words, the magic wand of CP invisibility is the best way to finish a term without getting impeached because the replacement will probably have the same Cabinet anyhow.
Dill, maybe you should take a back seat and follow Foxfire's advice to "never attempt being CP" but just filling the seat instead.
Let me put it this way; I wasn't joking about the beer. You need the beer. They should give it to you on day one.
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
by bending over.
That made me laugh, so I had to vote.
😉