Elect Gnilraps - jerseygirldani
Gnilraps
Presidential Campaign Headquarters
Day 1,379 of the New World
30 August 2011
OK.
I realize I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.
Well, suffice it to say that when I learned that the reason none of us had heard much from Sir Valaro Volcrum in the last few days was because he had found himself a lovely new girlfriend in real life... well... after that brief moment of jealousy NO MAN CAN AVOID when he hears about someone else's hot girlfriend... I realized that too much work had gone into this to just throw it all away.
I hope that there isn't a man among us that would have done any differently than what SVV has done. I'll take RL *TRUE LOVE* over eRep fame any day. So NO HARD FEELINGS FOR SVV. Let's all pester him in a few weeks to see if she still looks as hot.
But as I said, I've put too much work into this thing to walk away just because my running mate has.
And so... brace yourselves for a complete tectonic shift in the PoTUS landscape. I am ALL IN.
And I am Proud/Horny to announce that I am ALL IN with jerseygirldani.
Do with that sentence what you want. And yeah, CRoy, I'm talkin' to you.
Campaign Headquarters are still getting slightly rewired, but we have already hit the ground and we want you to join us. Really, I've been working for this for a month anyway, just from the co-pilot's seat, so frankly most of the work is already done. I just need to call upon every Political Party in eUSA to do what you need to do to change your Primary to reflect this change.
Now, as if jerseygirldani in the White House doesn't already give you a chubby, I can assure you that the rest of the team is going to be Rock Star gorgeous. It sucks that I won't be the Secretary of Media, but eUSA will be in good hands there too, as you will see.
That's it for now. I've got work to do. But get a load of this and grab the tissue box...
Get Jerbz: http://tinyurl.com/GnilCabApp
Get Jazze
😛#GJHQ
16 Shells endorses:
The National Broadcast System
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Congressional Record in the Flaming Press.
Halls of Montezuma
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
LT Gnilraps, USAF Special Forces Alpha Company 1st Platoon.
Comments
We invite your support, endorsement, involvement.
are you all in jerseygirldany?
and tank pls
I just J'd in my P.
So complicated ._.
If you have any intern positions put me on the list please.
voted for Dani.
Oh shi-
\o/
I am ALL IN.
I just died. My ghost felt strongly enough about this article to come vote.
Could anybody explain me what have just happened? ._.
SVV got laid. He plans to continue doing so all next month. What would you do?
Sounds like a cheap ploy to me, seeing that SVV just posted on the AMP forums ten minutes ago.
V with glee
I voted with 3 heads.
v
I voted, WITH MY MANLY FIGHTING SPIRIT!
If you have any intern positions put me on the list please.x2
lemme know when you get a cabinet position app up.
So if elected do you intend to put up the facade of being president while jerseygirl actually calls the shots? Sorry to ask the hard questions, but I believe the public has the right to know if jerseygirl has her hand up your back, making your head move! o_O
hmmm
I saw this coming.
Very interesting indeed.
It's a Gnilrapture
SUPPORTING!!!
I like this.
*leaves to go get ice cream with his new lady friend*
😃
full of win...going to be a great CP run this upcoming elections
I was wondering what was going on. Good luck to you on your run for PotUS!
FAILLLLL
You got my vote Jerz!
PTH go away...
Congrats on your MM Gnil!
Lol silly Pizza
To be the man you've got to beat the man. And from where I'm sitting, Gnilraps is the man.
Oh Hell Yeah!
incredible.
Pizza I don't agree with you here, I think this is a good mix.
Pizza, why so gnilly?
"...moment of jealousy NO MAN CAN AVOID" - ...understood. Good luck Gnilraps!
I like girls...
FEDS CAN INTO THE WHITEHOUSE!
oh well ok then
I support this and so should you.
Good luck Gnilraps!
All Svv needs now is for said hot girl to play erep
My name is Talio Extremist and I endorse this message ;-P
Chock full of awesomeness
V
Politically speaking....Jerseygirldani is HOT!
I like the way you roll Gnilraps!
h no, I'm in love with both VP candidates ...
GL
@ jver - the hotness factor has just begun
Gnilraps4CP