Elect Gnilraps - jerseygirldani

Day 1,379, 12:53 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps


Presidential Campaign Headquarters
Day 1,379 of the New World
30 August 2011
OK.

I realize I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

Well, suffice it to say that when I learned that the reason none of us had heard much from Sir Valaro Volcrum in the last few days was because he had found himself a lovely new girlfriend in real life... well... after that brief moment of jealousy NO MAN CAN AVOID when he hears about someone else's hot girlfriend... I realized that too much work had gone into this to just throw it all away.

I hope that there isn't a man among us that would have done any differently than what SVV has done. I'll take RL *TRUE LOVE* over eRep fame any day. So NO HARD FEELINGS FOR SVV. Let's all pester him in a few weeks to see if she still looks as hot.

But as I said, I've put too much work into this thing to walk away just because my running mate has.

And so... brace yourselves for a complete tectonic shift in the PoTUS landscape. I am ALL IN.

And I am Proud/Horny to announce that I am ALL IN with jerseygirldani.

Do with that sentence what you want. And yeah, CRoy, I'm talkin' to you.

Campaign Headquarters are still getting slightly rewired, but we have already hit the ground and we want you to join us. Really, I've been working for this for a month anyway, just from the co-pilot's seat, so frankly most of the work is already done. I just need to call upon every Political Party in eUSA to do what you need to do to change your Primary to reflect this change.

Now, as if jerseygirldani in the White House doesn't already give you a chubby, I can assure you that the rest of the team is going to be Rock Star gorgeous. It sucks that I won't be the Secretary of Media, but eUSA will be in good hands there too, as you will see.

That's it for now. I've got work to do. But get a load of this and grab the tissue box...

Get Jerbz: http://tinyurl.com/GnilCabApp
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The National Broadcast System
Department of Defense Orders
The WHPR
eNPR
The Congressional Record in the Flaming Press.
Halls of Montezuma
Allied War Report
and getting your butt into a military unit.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking

LT Gnilraps, USAF Special Forces Alpha Company 1st Platoon.