Dictator State of Netherlands
Arcanic Mindje
Dear Citizens and subjects of the eAriana Grande State of Netherlands,
From today the new law of Netherlands will take effect at 23:59 CET.
Those who disobeys these laws will be subject to punishments decided by the the High Ariana Grande Court of Netherlands. These punishments will include the use of Over feeding of Pancakes, Jail Time, Cooking Pancakes and bowing down to our leader Garmr and Ariana Grande.
I would like to present the new laws of the eAriana Grande State of Netherlands
1. citizens must bow down to Ariana Grande 50 times a day or face a punishment of being force fed pancakes for 3 days
2. Every citizen will meet daily at 12:00 at lancer450's dancehall to twerk to Iggy Azalea
3. All citizens must cook 500 pancakes a day for the Garmr Elite Club
4. All Citizens must refer the Netherlands as The Ariana Grande State of Netherlands or be punished
5. After the daily twerkcersize, all citizens will gather in the main square to hear the news of the day from news-anchors Fhaemita and SKYJACKED
6. Every week Citizens gather around the main square to see Garmr’s jester odan for the week. Fail to turn up will be punished!
7.All the people from Zeeland will be relocated to Aruba where they will work at the sugar cane plantations to make rum for the military leadership.
8. Foreign residents and citizens will be forced to work in the Pancake factory for 20 hours a day. If they do not turn up they will be punished and thrown in the jail for a random amount of days.
9. All citizens are required to the sing the new anthem of eAriana Grande State of Netherlands by singing a song by Ariana Grande.
10.Anyone caught trying to desert or flee Netherlands will be punished for 1000 days jail time including the punishment of 100,000 pancakes to make. If that has failed an extra 100 days will be added on.
That is all for now, citizens be prepared to bow down to Ariana Grande!
Comments
FIRST!
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PUTIN IS NUMERO UNO
This is inhumane!
Gamr should go to the International Criminal Court because he is oppressing his own citizens!
Oh... Wait... The International Criminal Court is in The Hague never mind.
1000 Days of Prison time and 10,000 Pancakes to make for you for treason 😛
Nevaaar!
I AM THE HAGUE
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HAIL PUTIN THE ALLFATHER \o/
Adding a new rule.
Everyone has to start and end the day with the Vulcan greeting and saying Live Long and Prosper, people who fail to do so will be punished by being jettisoned into space.
here is the pamphlet
http://www.firstlightpr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1375316_LiveLongandProsper_1475_jpeg064a9677a2bd9c5c8ba8d4789e99b114.jpeg
You meant start and end the day with deadlifts and bench presses and say Lift Long and Prosper, right?
The vulcan greeting is still part of the routine mate.
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\o/
Y U SO PUTIN
/me throws pancakes
yaaay tasty pancakes \o/
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LOL! This is too good. 😛 I love the eAriana Grande State of Netherlands. 😉
And that was a nice touch with my twerk dancehall. xD
Lol
/me starts cooking!!!
Country going down the drain. 🙁
It's only gotten better since you(r uncle) left for Norway, maybe you should follow and go to Norway
A dictatorship is typically not an ideal environment. But at least noone gets killed here. 🙂
Follow your uncle the Admiral
I'm baking, and wondering: What does the Garmr elite club do with over 50,000 pancakes a day?
1. Uses as a Weapon against enemies 2. eat them 3. sell them to Muricans 4. building a new palace out of pancakes
5. Please pancake lord Arcanic in ways you shouldn't know .
Ah a palace out of pancakes. That probably explains it. 🙂