Dictator State of Netherlands

Day 2,661, 11:08 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje


Dear Citizens and subjects of the eAriana Grande State of Netherlands,

From today the new law of Netherlands will take effect at 23:59 CET.

Those who disobeys these laws will be subject to punishments decided by the the High Ariana Grande Court of Netherlands. These punishments will include the use of Over feeding of Pancakes, Jail Time, Cooking Pancakes and bowing down to our leader Garmr and Ariana Grande.

I would like to present the new laws of the eAriana Grande State of Netherlands


1. citizens must bow down to Ariana Grande 50 times a day or face a punishment of being force fed pancakes for 3 days

2. Every citizen will meet daily at 12:00 at lancer450's dancehall to twerk to Iggy Azalea

3. All citizens must cook 500 pancakes a day for the Garmr Elite Club

4. All Citizens must refer the Netherlands as The Ariana Grande State of Netherlands or be punished

5. After the daily twerkcersize, all citizens will gather in the main square to hear the news of the day from news-anchors Fhaemita and SKYJACKED

6. Every week Citizens gather around the main square to see Garmr’s jester odan for the week. Fail to turn up will be punished!

7.All the people from Zeeland will be relocated to Aruba where they will work at the sugar cane plantations to make rum for the military leadership.

8. Foreign residents and citizens will be forced to work in the Pancake factory for 20 hours a day. If they do not turn up they will be punished and thrown in the jail for a random amount of days.

9. All citizens are required to the sing the new anthem of eAriana Grande State of Netherlands by singing a song by Ariana Grande.

10.Anyone caught trying to desert or flee Netherlands will be punished for 1000 days jail time including the punishment of 100,000 pancakes to make. If that has failed an extra 100 days will be added on.

That is all for now, citizens be prepared to bow down to Ariana Grande!