cCc Holy Virgin Turkey Calls For Assistance ! cCc
Mustafa Kemal Atajerk
Boycott - We do this everytime, when we do not create enough tanks and we lose a battle.
Dear Terra & EDEN citizens,
We, The Honourable, Shameless, Proud, Courageous, Brave & other positive adjectives Turks have a big problem - the network internets hub in Turkey has been destroyed by a camel during a cockroach race in Fatih Sultan Mahmed’s casa and we can’t do more babybooms. Now we have to call you (once again) to help in the Turkish Glorious Crusade Against Bulgurians (aka Europa Centrum of car stealing). As you see, our Glorious and Brave Warrior, started to whine and cry in press here.
Do you know TEDENIANS what will happen if Turkey gets erased from the map ?
You have to know that when we were proONE there was no Croatia, Greece or Romania, but suddenly romper with Iaswn looked at API and we joined EDEN (cause we do more damage than Bulguria slaves, haha). We losing Deer, cCc Aluminium cCc, saltpeter and guess what, we can’t clo... do more Q6 tanks to USE THEM AGAINST SHAMELESS BULGURIAN OPPRESSORS.
This is our message to all of TEDEN citizens - help Holy Turkish Virgin to defend her against rapists from Bulguria, or we will be a Holy Turkish Martyr with penetrated v****a without:
- Deers (we prefer goats)
- Cows (Why cows ? We have CAMELS)
- cCc Aluminium cCc
- Saltpeter
You can rely on Holy Turkish Botoman Virgin Empire as always - as soon as we get defended from the Bulgur crusaders we will help our Greek, Croat and Romanian brothers ASAP and then we can go for cCc Aluminium cCc + stop our Boycott. All hail the Greco-Turkish Brotherhood, together we will have 30 permbanned presidents. To all ONE trolls and Turk haters - stop doing mess in TEDEN and tell your spy Tall niki to stop doing bad things in EDEN. Also say the same to the Nemesis PTOers in Brasil, we know they are ONE spies from Hunguria in Brasil.
PS. Tell romper to use his mastercard more often, or we join ABC soon.
PS2. Smeegoglu, WRITE MORE ANTILOLAND PROPAGANDA, they are funnier than Turkey, don’t be ashamed.
PS3. Ukrainian MOFA & President, write an ultimatum to EDEN in one or two hours about lack of help from TEDEN to Turkey.
Regards, Holy Osman Seljuk Virgin Martyrian Turkish Vizir Beduin, Turgay.
Comments
cCc Holy Osman Seljuk Virgin Martyrian Turkish Vizir Beduin cCc
Master
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cCc Turgay cCc
this article deserves for moar votes : F
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Approved by Holy AntiTurkey Knight Crusader
this is true
hahahaha good one
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hehehe nice sence of humor on own situation... Vote for that.
cCc Boycott cCc
hahhahahahhaaa
Turkey cry babies
cCc On fire cCc
)))) damn funny
cCc When Turkey is down EDEN is down cCc
epic trolling is epic.
cCc turkey is fried cCc
Gur gur gur...
Martinoz w formie.
To ci sami co wysłali ultimatum Rosjanom? XD LoL
cCc martinoz is correct cCc
If anyone hit more than 1m for turkey I will send him 1 q1 food 😃
ccc free brain ccc.
hahahahahahahahahaha
turasy brudasy. 🙂
Tell romper to use his mastercard more often, or we join ABC soon 😶DDD
v+s
hahaha this s**t is EPIC 😁
v + sub + shout, for the intelligent and brutal at the same time trolling.
Botoman : D
Hahahahaha, trolling Turkey like a boss.
pertamax
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cCc We ride camels, everyday cCc
who cares
LOL poland making fun of turkey? why YOU? hahaha why you who ran faaar far away after one battle
Cheatokrat has spoken
LOL shut up, turkeys do not talk they cluck so you better stick to this rules you big chickens until Christmas
Turkey is good for one - for dinner
Hahahahaha, trolling Turkey like a boss. +1
troll level "God of trolling"
hahahaha
ahahahahah
Poland - little villagers, live in a small province of Germany... real Germany