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Turkish Encyclopedia/Dictionary for dummies

Day 1,618, 02:16 Published in Spain Poland by Mustafa Kemal Atajerk
17 - A number of our permbanned presidents
2in1 - An Loland attempt to distract Holy Turkey from our Greek bros.
Admin - We buy a lot gold, they like us.
Albania - Our RL bro, very honest, they masters at pharmacy.
Alchemists - Spaniards, but we close.
Alliance - When Turkey is down, whole alliance is down. Deal with it haters.
Aluminium - We go for it, when our Greecian bros lose cores.
Apology - It's not enough, look at "Official Apology"
Argentina - Our closest bro, they do backstab alot.
Argument - Your argument is invalid, if you don't like it, you will die.
Armenia - They have small heads with bones in their noses.
Article - We write a lot, especially when we lose aluminium
Ataturk - don’t insult him, or Wea will tempban you lolish traitor.
Azareusek - Known turk hater, racist, chauvinist, xenophobic lolish traitor.
Battalgazi - He famous Turk tank, banned once, unbanned cause he pleasing malika ela a lot, A LOT.
Ban - Turkey got a lot of these
Baby Boom - Create a lot of accounts, keep them at level 1.
Blame - INCI did it.
Boycott - We do this everytime, when we do not create enough tanks and we lose a battle.
Bipolar personality - sometimes we vote our own comments, cause we forget to relogin to another account :/
Brotherhood - We keep our bro close to Turkey, when they lose regions, we gain new.
Bulguria - Thiefs en slaves. They Europa centrum of car stealing
cCc - Our motto that means “Create, Cheat, Corrupt”
Chauvinism - Every "NO" written or said to a Turkish player.
Cheaters have no nation - Use it everytime you hear about permban for turkish player.
Cheating - Other countries cheat more, for sure !
Conspiracy - Investigation against multis in Turkey.
Croatia - Very good allies to Turkey, when they erased, Turkey has 10/10 resources.
Death - Insult Holy Virgin Turkey and you meet it.
Democracy - A referendum in favour of Turkey.
Diplomacy - It works like this... When Turkey loses resources and others are erased we say “You know that without our damages and cloned tanks you are doomed ?”
EDEN - Our current bros, when they too weak for Turkey to keep resources...
EDEN HQ - We told them “Accept Turkey or we will not be pleased and be go somewhere else”. They accept us, everyone.
Enemy - Our future ally.
English language - We has some problems, don’t laugh at us, or you will die.
Fatih Sultan Mehmet - He famous Turk president, not know english, Bulgurs laught at him, needed kloraq translator. He had 10000 tanks, wawaweewa.
Female eRepublik Player - In Turkey a rarity, we accept everyone in government and ask for photos.
FYROMIANS - OUR GREATEST ENEMY, THEY ARE PIG DISGUSTING
Germany - Our colony.
Gold - We create some of it.
Greece - Now they our closest bro, we keep them close. Few months ago we wanted to burn them alive IRL, but we made a deal that transformed Macedonians into Fyromians.
Greece - Macedonia issue - Greeks want to make it famous like Kosovo - Serbia issue, but noone really cares.
GurGurGur - Our battle cry.
Hater - See "Racist" and "Nationalist", every player that doesn't share Turkish point of view.
Honesty - What is it ?
INCI - Our the best battle unit. When our alliance suck hard, we send INCI to hit against them. Then we join stronger alliance.
Insult - You say that Turkey is dishonest, you dead.
Israel - We honest allies, they give us regions, we keep them.
Joining an alliance - we do it, twice or three times a year.
kloraq - he the best turkish player, he invented “Democracy”.
Lazokrats - Our main supply unit.
Macedonians - Our former ally, now they are fyromians, ha ha ha.
Martinoz - This islamophobic lolish traitor has got a paranoia about Turkish permbanned presidents.
Martyr - Permbanned president
Miracle - Turkey stands still, allies are being erased.
MPP - We write it a lot to keep our resources safe.
Multiaccounts - We just have big families.
Nationalist - Every non-Turkish player that loves his country.
Na*i - Every non-Turkish bastard that forgot about Turkish geno*ide from Bulgarian swords and hands in XIX century !
Negotiations - Insult Turkish opponent to let him leave the negotiations, call him unrespectful troll in press.
Official Apology - A president, his government and whole society must publish an article to apologise Holy Virgin Turkey and fullfil our national pride.
ONE - Didn’t follow Turkey instruction to kick Sphail out of ONE in favour of Turkey.
Permban - It’s scary, hard to avoid when we supply
poker - permbanned president, he only wanted to unban Battalgazi. See "Unban action"
Poland - Loland, catholic traitors.
President - Once a month we choose one people with the highest chance to avoid permban for multis or system exploiting.
Pride - When you insult us, our pride says you must beg us on your knees to forgive.
Propaganda - Every article from non-Turkish player about Turkey with words like "Cheating", "Cloning", "Exploiting", "Bulgaria".
Racist - Everyone who doesn’t like Turkey.
Resistance War - Northwest Iran, fffffuuuuuuuu. Then Turkey is down and whole EDEN is down.
Russia - We has enormours hate against Russia, hard to speak.
Referendum - Not good when Bulgurs want to veto Turkey, very good to block India, hahaha.
Romania - We told them “Look in API, we has more damage than Bulguria”. Then we joined EDEN, lol.
Romper - Nice guy, he tanks a lot for Turkey just to keep us in EDEN, otherwise we leave fast. Has mastercard
Sacrifice - When Turkey loses resources, everyone in EDEN gets erased.
Serbia - Shameless traitors who HATE us, racists, chauvinists.
smee again - We wished him death IRL before, now he our bro.
Spain - Traitors, they tanked a lot against Turkey when we protect our Argentina bros.
Stankovic Alexa - Our ataturk, he teached us a lot.
System exploiting - Some Kurds are trying to make Turkey look bad.
Tempban - When you insult Turkey, you get these.
TERRA - We been there, maybe we return there soon.
Traitor - Everyone who isn't a current ally of Turkey.
Trolling - we masters at it.
Turgay - Noble Turkish name for a male.
Turkey - Holy Virgin, the most honest country, we has honourable peoples like Stankovic Alexa.
Ukraine - When we do something, in one or two hours they do the same, very good.
Ultimatum - Same like trolling.
Unban action - We do not know how does it work, but when we start it, everyone gets permbanned, lol.
vingaer - we ask her for photos to our fap catalog.
Virgin - Turkish president without permban.
Xenophobia - Pointing out that Turks can't speak english properly.

HOLY TURK VIRGINS AND MARTYRS.















 

Comments

projectUnduli
projectUnduli Day 1,618, 02:21

lol

michkor
michkor Day 1,618, 02:30

nice

Redrumovy
Redrumovy Day 1,618, 02:34

gurgurgurgurgurgurgurgurgurgur

Brovario Vein
Brovario Vein Day 1,618, 02:40

śmiech to zdrowie, jestem zdrowszy

cc1432
cc1432 Day 1,618, 03:17

x))

invaluable
invaluable Day 1,618, 03:18

cCc cCc cCc

Sleep is for the weak
Sleep is for the weak Day 1,618, 03:20

great one

Norbengo
Norbengo Day 1,618, 03:20

epic

Sluuby
Sluuby Day 1,618, 03:21

... eTurkey ...

Sr_JL
Sr_JL Day 1,618, 03:27

Epic one! V+S!

The Mike
The Mike Day 1,618, 03:27

hell yeah ! : D

DCXII
DCXII Day 1,618, 03:28

sad but true ))) very good trolling .. polite, intellectual and funny

Johnnnie
Johnnnie Day 1,618, 03:30

Very funny. Good work!

Pertazeta
Pertazeta Day 1,618, 03:31

lol

mikel_ahone
mikel_ahone Day 1,618, 03:36

Amazing

chugaystyr
chugaystyr Day 1,618, 03:36

Super! Thx

nimnul
nimnul Day 1,618, 03:40

Thanks! Very useful for negotiations

TheManiacBG
TheManiacBG Day 1,618, 03:42

Not sad and its true o/

Spresko
Spresko Day 1,618, 03:45

ahahahaha best article in weeks

tekkirma
tekkirma Day 1,618, 03:46

u mad ?

bate Becko
bate Becko Day 1,618, 04:00

Sacrifice - When Turkey loses resources, everyone in EDEN gets erased. hahaha
EPIC article

Agop Ocalan Day 1,618, 04:17

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Agop Ocalan
Agop Ocalan Day 1,618, 04:20

e-Turkey has always been laughing stock anyway.

ixuxu
ixuxu Day 1,618, 04:28

Voted.

elveon
elveon Day 1,618, 04:36

v

EduRaptor
EduRaptor Day 1,618, 04:50

gurgurgur

mogaba
mogaba Day 1,618, 05:15

awesome.

Wildrunner
Wildrunner Day 1,618, 05:49

hahahaha

The Girl with the Owl Tattoo
The Girl with the Owl Tattoo Day 1,618, 06:03

hufflepuff türk değilde oçe

Darkevil
Darkevil Day 1,618, 06:41

v

expession
expession Day 1,618, 06:51

hahahah

elMengu
elMengu Day 1,618, 06:54

EPIC ARTICLE IS EPIC.

Well done, voted of course!

PrismTank Day 1,618, 07:43

Comment deleted

Maegalodonus
Maegalodonus Day 1,618, 07:57

nice

OutSmarter
OutSmarter Day 1,618, 08:24

I haven't lol'd so hard in eR for months.

"Romania - We told them “Look in API, we has more damage than Bulguria”. Then we joined EDEN, lol."

Durruti
Durruti Day 1,618, 08:47

YOU RACIST, DELETE THIS ARTICLE OR I'LL REPORT YOU.

vingaer
vingaer Day 1,618, 08:59

Y NO VINGAER

I WANNA OFFICIAL APOLOGY U LOLISH TRAITOR

Azareusek Day 1,618, 09:25

Comment deleted

Tjutg Simzb
Tjutg Simzb Day 1,618, 15:27

Wow, Turkish butthurt teenagers having party in here : ).

sandavid
sandavid Day 1,618, 16:10

ya lo habia leido en otro lado

TigerII91
TigerII91 Day 1,618, 16:12

Awesome !

Tio Lucho
Tio Lucho Day 1,618, 16:16

I don't know what to say xD inci did it

cCc imelih messi cCc
cCc imelih messi cCc Day 1,618, 16:20

zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

inci did it!

eDarkAngel
eDarkAngel Day 1,618, 16:27

OMG no Stoich,

you 12 year old racist kid!

Kapetanoo
Kapetanoo Day 1,618, 16:57

Amazing article!

My favorite parts are:
"Israel - We honest allies, they give us regions, we keep them."
"President - Once a month we choose one people with the highest chance to avoid permban for multis or system exploiting."
and
"Romper - Nice guy, he tanks a lot for Turkey just to keep us in EDEN, otherwise we leave fast. Has mastercard"


...still laughin'... :D:D:D:D

lMelankoliA
lMelankoliA Day 1,618, 17:02

#etr

ToXicWa5t3
ToXicWa5t3 Day 1,618, 17:03

"Argentina - Our closest bro, they do backstab alot."

Peruvian Herald says: "Best explanation about those two. ★★★★★"

Walpole
Walpole Day 1,618, 17:13

ROFL!!!!!.

This was the best satire ever I have read in eRepublik.

Good humor is good humor. As a Turk, I enjoyed it very much.

Thanks Martinoz.

V+S

ChimairaFindik
ChimairaFindik Day 1,618, 17:14

zaa xdxd

this is pinkland babe!

 
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