[IDP] Have you had an SH swiped by Rylde? You may be entitled to compensation!

Day 5,586, 19:23 Published in Canada Canada by TemujinBC

Greetings fellow Canadians,

You may have noticed in the country chat feed that a certainParty President has been gloating about swiping SH medals from Canadians in the last minutes of an aircraft round. A sad state of thievery if ever there was one.



As the next President of the soon-to-be-renamed Imperial Dictatorship Party I'd like to let each of you know that I feel your pain. I can empathize with your loss and with the frustration, not to mention the cringy feelings that come with the spamming of the country chat.



THERE IS GOOD NEWS ON THE HORIZON

Compensation will soon be made available to all those who have suffered a loss at the hands of Rylde. This compensation will not only come in the form of increased HAP payouts (ahem, if I lose this competition I'm doubling my pay-out) but there has been recent talk within the Party about a new government program to reward loyal citizens.

At this time we are calling it the Hot Snipe Program. And while the details and framework have yet to be ironed out, I can assure you all that this program will reward those who have been wronged in the past by Rylde.




BUT TEMU HOW CAN I JOIN THIS CLASS ACTION SUIT FOR DAMAGES OWING?


The answer, my friends is simple:

Join the IDP today! This will give you plenty of time to become a full-fledged member in time for ELECTION DAY

Vote for ol' Temu on the 15th, and let's strengthen our government programs while advocating for new ones to ENHANCE THE COMMUNITY

Thank you for your consideration. Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC