[CPF] Future Home of the United Sheep Coalition

Day 2,643, 13:08 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


If the last month has shown anything its that the largest party in Canada cannot be trusted to run itself without guidance. That was made fairly evident to the country by DMV randomly running for CPF leadership last election and winning. Yes he probably had some outside voters and may have thrown around a few tanks for votes but that's no excuse for someone like Klop to lose.

I have entered into the Party president race of the CPF with the goal of winning and being a reliable shepherd to the mindless 2 clickers. Its unfortunate that it has come to this but they are desperately in need of a Dictators leadership.



Party Plans

Upon my victory I will go about making key changes to how the party operates and tweak its image to embrace hows its perceived by the rest of the nation.

First off the party mascot the moose will be replaced with a much more fitting sheep. This will of course mean a change to the parties logo and banners.

Secondly as shepherd the name will be changed to the United Sheep Coalition or the USC.

The primary will be done away with completely as it has shown much like the party itself that it can't be trusted. I will use best judgement to provide CP candidates for the party to support. Most likely myself. As sheep it will be met with meek acceptance.

Moose calls that the party uses for communication will be changed to The Shepherd Leads and the Sheep follow. I will be the only one who talks in this pm to give orders and direction. Sheep don't talk and are only led.



Lastly a party council will be hand picked by myself and its members will be known as sheep dogs to keep the party sheep in line.


I call upon all members to vote for change and be recognized for what you and the party are. Better to live in reality and know your place. Sheep are useful and have purpose so do your part to let me use you for my own ends.

I won't lower myself to the standards of some political sadsacks by offering tanks or cc. The end goal is your reward and payment.



Do your part and Vote for Rylde as your Party President in CPF!!!

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