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WHPR [Day 1,093] - Media Idol

17 Dan 1,093, 21:16 ZDA

Eugene Harlot’s kill count is kept track by his stubble. He shaves when he loses count.

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- Talk with people on IRC so you can make more … preberi več »

WHPR [Day 1,088] - Media and Jobs

14 Dan 1,088, 20:38 ZDA

Media Rocks your Socks

So, people complain about the crappy media. This cuts me deep, America. This is technically my “responsibility” so I feel guilty when I read this. I feel like I should be doing more. Then I get a few good ideas. Then … preberi več »

WHPR [Day 1,086] - Poland, Malaysia, Indoctrination, and HR

15 Dan 1,086, 19:13 ZDA

America Smash

I was going for a sort of “Hulk smash” (or Reagan, whichever) with that. It’s hard to pull off without the benefit of voice fluctuation. Anywho, stuff is going down. Broland’s territory in Western Siberia is under attack via … preberi več »

WHPR [Day 1,083] - Leadership, Arm America, and Spain

16 Dan 1,083, 18:38 ZDA

It's Time For... Something

I don't know what that something is. I'll get back to you. in the mean time, you need to know who are the shadowy overlords living on the castle atop the cliff cackling as lightning thunders in the background. I' … preberi več »

WHPR [Day 1,081] - Don't be an Idiot

23 Dan 1,081, 14:18 ZDA

Alpho, Omega

Remember all that hard work we put into subjugating the Russian serfs? Remember how much blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids were shed on those battlefields? If you don’t, go to the doctor.

We worked to hard on … preberi več »