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WHPR Day 2222 - Deuces Wild Edition
Dateline: Tuesday, December 20^th, 2013 (Day 2,222)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Editor: SecMed The Wild Card
Contributors: emdoublegee, Mourning Star, and Melisa Rose

Today’s WHPR:
: 1 : Iron Country
: 2 : The Power Spin
: 3 : War Map and Analysis
: 4 : eNPR 





Iron Country
_{Presented by The Wild Card}


The United States has iron now.



This is just a friendly reminder to not try to attempt to start resistance wars or fight against the United States in resistance wars started in Ireland. These wars will be won by the United States and you won't be able to get the fatuous Freedom Fighter medal. Remember to follow DoD orders every day!





The Power Spin
_{Presented by emdoublegee}



Hooray, we get a wheel full of free(but are they really?) goodies! Thanks Plato!

First off, to find it (if you missed it when it popped up blocking out your entire screen when you logged on) just look to the left of your profile.


If you click that mini wheel, the big wheel pops up with all the prizes that you can win.


In no particular order the prizes are: +100 energy house for 7 days, 50% damage booster for 10 minutes, 100 Prestige points, Bazooka Booster, 5 winter treats, 1 Energy bar, Free Spin, and Jackpot.

If you do manage to win the jackpot, the first time you’ll get 100% damage booster for 24 hours. A second time IN THE SAME DAY and you get a +500 energy center for 7 days. If you manage to get a third jackpot IN THE SAME DAY you will win the grand prize of 500 gold. Your jackpot totals will reset at 00:00:00 eRep time each day.

You get 1 free spin on this grandiose wheel of goodies each day. The next spin will cost you 1 gold, and subsequent spins after that will cost you 1.0 + 0.1*(N-2)where N is the total number of times you have spun the wheel. That is a lot of gold you can lose spinning this wheel for meager prizes, so my advice is take your free spin and leave it at that. I only gamble for fun though, so if you’re one of those with a gambling problem, have at it!

Good luck everyone, have fun spinning!




War Map and Analysis
_{Presented by MourningStar}

So much for Albania... Serbia decided to flex their grubby, pock covered, blood stained greedy fingers and swat them off the map. Italy however, was able to use Serbia's ePeen contest with Albania to it's advantage and grab some more land!
No matter how hard you swat at one mosquito, the others still get you. Malaria is a B---.

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Onto domestic issues! The land lease program with Ireland is well under way as you may have noticed. US citizens are urged and begged to NOT fight in or start Resistance Wars in any region other than Cork and Wexford. This being said... some pockets of resistance in Ireland feel they are getting the short end of the stick and Resistance War'd Cork against their governments consent. Do not lash out at Ireland or its citizens over the faults of a few. Our president urges you to take the higher ground! Respect our agreement and fight DoD/Military Unit orders only!

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A very sad day is upon us. This Saturday, at 18oo eRT, Melissa Rose will be hosting her final episode of eNPR (until I can con her in to hosting another episode a few months from now). The future of eNPR is still to be decided, but one thing is certain. The show must go on.

This week, Melissa Rose will be joined by Talostastic, for an hour of eRepublik (and non-eRepublik) related news. The Rental Agreement with Ireland, Recent (Holiday?) features, and the Holidays in general will be discussed.

If you want to be part of the show or have a suggestion for a topic, feel free to fire me a message.

And as always, be sure to tune in, and join #eNPR on Rizon during the show. For some reason, listening to it live just feels better.






Secretary of Media, The Wild Card


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Contributors: Mourning Star, Talostastic and emdoublegee






WHPR Day 2222
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/185289/1
Deuces Wild Edition!

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