Vote for a gay Jew in Alabama because Hell freezing over will end global warming

Day 821, 22:20 Published in USA Canada by DMV3

The title was meant to get lolz, but now to be serious.

I have been a citizen of the eUS for a month now; in real life I have a B.A. in economics, and owned my own business. I have recently graduate from USTC, and will be teaching Business/Economics for the NAU the next term. I am an active member of the Libertarian Party, and have been nominated to run for Congress in Alabama.

My Platform:


Retention:
If elected to congress, I will push for more funding to the Department of Interior's Retention and Outreach Programs. On top of that I will push for combining these outreach programs with the NAU. We not only need to arm and feed our new citizens, but also educate them about the game. By doing this, we'll not only create active citizens, but citizen who also contribute to the eUS. We have enough two clickers, what we need are more active contributors.

The Economy:
Are you a business owner tired of seeing less profit because of global deflation? Or are you an employee tired of having you wages cut for the same reason? If elected to congress, I will support efforts to stabilize the eUS economy, and offer common sense solutions to our economic issues.
Foreign Policy:Destroy Phoenix!!

There are many issues we face as a nation, but these three issues are key to our success as a nation. With this in mind, I'd like to ask each and every one of you for your vote on election day.

Thank you,
Dennis McVicker