Suddenly, A HUGE EXPLOSION and a new UIP PP candidate is born!

Day 994, 14:09 Published in USA USA by Pheno Sony

Its an exciting title, i know.!

This month, August, I am running for UIP Party President. I am not a fantastic writer, so bear with me please. Also, I wish to take the same format my competitor, Justin McCravok, as to essentially prove that I am the better Party President Choice.

I want to pose you a question: Why should you choose me for the UIP Party President?

For one: EXP
I do agree, Justin McCravok has more UIP experience than me. It’s true, he was in the UIP for about 3 months before me. BUT. This does NOT mean he is more experienced, overall, than me. I started out doing small volunteer stuff. From there on, I contacted the PP (Kazeal) and told him personally I wanted more work. Ever since then, I have worked directly with every Party President. Anyway, almost instantly, I became the Blocker Coordinator for congressional elections. During that time, I also juggled the eMilitary, and eUS interior programs. As weeks passed, I started to get noticed. During my time at the UIP, I became a Blocker coordinator, Secretary of Publications, Former XO and then CO of the UIP militia, Former Presidential Advisor to the PP, and then Vice Party President when Justin McCravok stepped down. (Yes, I took his seat) If you were to do forum checks and IRC checks, you will see that I am on literally double the amount of time. Its been 3 months since i joined UIP, 6 months for Justin. Essentially, I’ve done the same amount of work, and gotten to the same place in HALF THE TIME.


For Two: FUN.
For those of you in the party, and in our IRC, you know I'm a fun person. I’m always joking around with people with my witty and charming remarks. Even outside of the UIP channel, I try to be as fun as possible. Because essentially, fun is the reason we’re all still here. I've taken it upon myself to start up a few games on our forums (Mafia, Hangman, ect ect) and I’m working on a HUGE fun project! But I’m keeping it a secret. Shhh...Anyway, I'm even considering doubling over as Party President AND Secretary of FUN, just because I'm so loaded with FUN. I cannot contain myself.


For three: I don’t need to prove myself. I already have.
With the cabinet I have, I know I don’t need to prove anything. I’ve chosen the cream of the crop, the pick of the litter, (insert another cheesy phrase here.) I’ve personally worked with every member in my cabinet. I’ve gotta say, they are the most hardworking and amazing individuals I’ve ever known. The UIP would NOT be where it is without the cabinet members I’ve chosen. One thing I plan to do this month is to increase communication with in our party. For too long now the right hand has been doing things without the left hand knowing. If elected PP, I will get more people on IRC, get more people talking on the forums, and just generally grow our community and improve it for the better.


I already know what I can and cannot do. I know for a fact that I‘m not a good writer, so being in the publications department is a bad idea. I know that I’m not good with the economy, so I probably shouldn’t help run a company. But I know I'm going to be a great Party President. I know people will look back at my term and consider it the UIP's greatest days ever. And I‘m hoping that I will be at the helm for this time.

Vote for Pheno Sony for UIP’s next Party President.

My cabinet:

Party President: Pheno Sony
Vice Party President: Little Benny
Chief of Staff: Chris Schnitzel
Secretary of Elections: Justin McCravok
Secretary of Members: Doe22
Secretary of Recruitment: CommandoKiller
Secretary of Publications: Robert Loggia
Secretary of communications: Grant Johnson
Secretary of Education: BradleyReala
Secretaries of Technology: Chris Schnitzel , Andrax, Shino336
Secretary of FUN: Pheno Sony
Secretary of the Militia: Kazeal
Secretary of the IIS: Crayola Butthole