S.E.E.S. Press Conference - Day 1,117
Dio Soryu
Good evening, citizens of the new world.
For nearly a week now our media has been saturated with news of Revolution and Counter-Revolution. S.E.E.S. has remained conspicuously silent, with few exceptions, on this matter. We have for some time suspected the conflict between these factions to be something other than it has been presented to the public, however we have until this time been unable to confirm the portion of the story that has been swept under the rug by both the Administration and the Libertarian Rebels.
At 0845 this morning, I spoke with Emerick and upon presenting him with photographic evidence that confirms our darkest suspicions, he has authorized me to go public.
Quite recently the death of Pheno Sozak has been reported in the media, however in the early hours of this morning our intelligence network has confirmed that the circumstances surrounding his death has been covered up by both the Rebels and the Administration. The following picture was forwarded to me at 0417; a note of caution the image is graphic and disturbing in nature.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the work of the Ubermenschleiche Virus, with which we have some familiarity. At this time I am not able to comment on the circumstances by which we are familiar, but suffice to say this is not a recently developed virus. Our understanding is that it is not currently airborne and is transmitted by means of bodily fluid exchange; however released into the general populace any number of mutations are possible. We are aware of no vaccine, treatment or cure.
It is our belief that the supposed Revolution and Counter-Revolution are working hand-in-hand to maintain control of the population in the face of this pandemic nightmare; that this virus is the reason for the total destruction of so many towns and villages, under the guise of purging political dissidents and that the scores of dead and missing are victims of the Ubermenschleiche virus and a government desperately trying to maintain control and mesmerize the population into submission.
During my time in the State Department, under the Hamilton Administration, reports of this nature occasionally cropped up in Phoenix countries, however we dismissed them as desperate attempts by the Alliance to confound our intelligence efforts. It is clear, now, that this is the reason for Phoenix's sudden collapse and the millions of citizens world-wide that have vanished over the passed few months. The spread of the virus to the United States is most likely the result of the infection of one of our service members of militiamen who have returned home from fighting in the face of this horror. It is very likely that the introduction of this virus was intentional and the work of an unknown group who failed to recognize the dire consequence of such hubris.
S.E.E.S. calls upon the nations of the world to go public and release as much research as is available to the public in order that as many minds as possible might be able to work towards a cure while we do battle with the growing zombie hoards.
Dio be with us all.
Comments
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That banana is frightening...
Why contain it? Let it spill into the schools and churches, let the bodies spill over into the streets.
wait what
Scary Banana is Scary
I lol'd.
I hear Zombie bananas taste delicious this time of year.
POTASSIUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM
: chases with a shotgun
DIE ZOMBIE!!!
inb4reportedforcitingNazism&Genocideasentertainment
btw, love the pic.
Spreading sedition and spreading superstition in one easy message. Still - the notion that this is actually a CIA deception operation in disguise is not incredible.
The Super Soldiers stand ready.
Zombies?!? What is the Nega-moon up to this time???
First it is 'Ubermensch Leiche' and second just why should we believe a party who in a 'mass exodus' turned traitor, moved to Pakistan and then fought against America and her allies? All of which was accomplished with American Tax Gold.
It's a name. I'm aware they're separate words, but if you're naming something those rules do not apply. I could call it kittenergotflashpiebussoms and it wouldn't be incorrect.
Furthermore, most of the party members in the mass exodus have died in Pakistan and spend most of their time there fighting India along-side America. The Party was in no way involved with this and it's weakened us quite significantly, in face Emerick was quite vocal in opposing it and The Exodus movement went to every length to make it clear they were not S.E.E.S. any longer, were abandoning S.E.E.S. and felt S.E.E.S. was dead. There was never a S.E.E.S. Pakistan and you are mistaking the actions of a sub-section of former party members for the party.
Finally, all of which was pay-rolled by Max McFarland 2 who at the same time paid for half of the Lantrip Administration's enormous Arm America effort (and you've done what to help America that even begins to compare to this? Nothing? Okay, just checking.)
Get your facts straight before making grossly misinformed accusations, you tool.
Also; go kill zombies.
It is far worse than we all feared
indeed, scary banana is scary
Woah, CHS is making accusations that are idiotic?
On a SEES paper nonetheless?
Stuff has really changed...
btw, no one out-tl;dr's me.
some of the comments as long as the article...
The Super Soldiers stand ready.
So - according to the circumstantial evidence:
1. MM2 induces a substantial portion of SEES (America) to defect to Pakistan, move there, and die.
2. Then Woxan returns to eUSA, Frost emerges from the shadows, barnstorms an election against what was really weak opposition (for such has been the weakening of democracy in the eUSA), and then the newly elected government follows MM2's wishes, overthrowing the last shred of democratic rule.
3. Frost then moves to PTO the Libertarian Party, as we expect to happen in three days.
No - I don't think there is any question what is going on here. The eUSA elite consuming its own flesh, its brain having been consumed by madness long, long ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlKJmE4gVE&feature=related
inb4moarlongreplies
Leave it to tinfoil hatters to become increasingly irrelevant.
I have not seen one response from you which refutes our accusations with even one shred of evidence to the contrary, but the proof will be found December 15 when the 'frost dictatorship' completes it's plan.
V+S
you can also to do the same
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/samo-za-mmm-medalju-244772/1
Thanks