Ralph For Prez
Ralph Kline
Vote for me!
Because I truly don't give a shit!
I just want the medal....
And if ya vote for me you get to bang Rylde's girlfriend, she's all up for it.
You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.
Ralph Kline
Vote for me!
Because I truly don't give a shit!
I just want the medal....
And if ya vote for me you get to bang Rylde's girlfriend, she's all up for it.
Comments
\o/
5 votes to the front page bahahahaha
Bangable!!!
TASSELS!
"And if ya vote for me you get to bang Rylde's girlfriend, she's all up for it."
Mary Chan approved this?
Chan's his wife...
It was her idea!!
WELL THEN, I'm going to say you can probably expect quite a few votes...
Nipple.
Is that what the girls look like in the NWT?
The only gap most of the girls in these parts have is from missing teeth.
ill vote 4 u
me next for the "i dont give a shit im only in it for the medal"
Hey that is my medal
dammit Fritz come back
eCanada elect this man immediately.
eCanadians elect this man immediately!
Good luck Ralph!
cultural appropriation?
It's pretty bad when your lulz campaign has more substance than the majority of the real campaigns.
Canadians don't feel the cold....
All hail the maple king \o/