Oh Canada...

Day 1,694, 08:20 • Published in United Kingdom Australia • by Send love to Plato


Two days ago Canada decided to open yet another boring war with the eUK. Canada were lead into this war by a Jim Lahey CP ( i shall refer to Rylde as Lahey in this article...feel free to google Jim Lahey who is a Canadian TV character) who decided to attack at a pro-ONE time of day while under the influence of alcohol, probably not the best course of action you will agree.

Apparently this was because Canada has no other enemy to attack due to her being surrounded by allies. It certainly wasn't because the eUK was already in a struggle with France and CP Lahey (aka Rylde) and would be easy pickings. Despite constant boasts of a ''sexy war'' Canada again attacked the eUK.

Lets consider Canada's limited options shall we?

Spain? A country Canada boasted of wiping so they would get a foot hold into Europe. Well a swift NAP was agreed which does seem rather odd considering Canada has limited options. Also considering the anti-Spoland feeling in Canada it does seem strange to cut off this source of future action. I am pretty sure it had nothing to do with Spain sending CP Lahey home with his tail between his legs.

Poland? When Canada did have a border the Polish were under attack from numerous resistance wars not to mention a full on war with France and America. Canada attacked and within a few very short days CP Lahey was again sent packing across the Atlantic. I am sure Canada could agree with France to NE them to take one region so they could border Poland and liberate their old ally...remember CP Lahey likes to mention how he will fight to the end for his foes.

USA - Well CP Lahey has managed to put his Babycham down long enough to make some very aggressive remarks about their big brothers lately. We were even entertained by his comments about standing up to them. Considering the US 'betrayed' CP Lahey this seemed a valid option if you read his latest article. I did comment on it about a war with America and was treated to a response about how it would damage his country's MPP's. It appears allies of Canada mean everything in the written word but if you cost them MPP's then you are on your own.



No people of eRepublik. This latest failed invasion of the eUK was down to CP Lahey having no other option but to attack a smaller weakened nation in order to save face. He has been humiliated time after time through his words and then his actions. Of course i am sure he attempted to invade the eUK for our valuable oil, though France had surrounded that so it wasn't an option open to Canada. Then perhaps it was so they could border Europe and make gains through Europe liberating her allies...well again he could have easily already arranged something with France so they could have another 'crack' at Poland and liberate their old friends.

Are you citizens of Canada actually excited when you see another NE on the eUK? Do you not crave a new war and something different? Or are you prepared to admit that you aren't the world player you think you are and are lead by a man who believes his main military strategists are Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.

Perhaps the above explains why the USA didn't include you in the talks regarding the new alliance?

Remember this next election and re-elect CP Lahey who will again lead you into another month of humiliation and 'same old. same old'