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2 October 2009, Day 682 of the New World. New statistics have been released today assessing the United States domestic situation after the construction of a new hospital in California and the nation’s Congressional representation after all fraudulent election issues have been resolved.

The new statistics reveal that the most populous state in the United States is Florida with over 9,100 residents. The second-largest population is in California, with just over 2,200 residents.


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The states with more than 362 residents, the largest of the non-fortress states, are: Texas, New York, New Jersey, and Alaska. Alaska and Washington are not under United States control at this time.

Clearly, many residents in United States regions are not in fortress regions and are without access to a hospital. California’s new hospital should remain the destination for these displaced peoples.

The day after the 22nd Congressional Election, this newspaper published an article analyzing the results, including a map of the winning tickets across the country. Since then, at least one Congressman has changed parties or revealed himself to be a member of a sixth-party, and one has resigned. An updated map of the Congress currently serving the nation is provided.


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Eight parties are represented in this Congress, from America’s Advancement Party’s sixteen and the United States Workers Party’s fifteen to the Conservative Party and Green Party’s one. Only two Congressmen remain in the United Independents Party a week after the election, and the Federalists now represent five states – an equal number to the Libertarian Party, one of the big five. The Socialist Freedom Party won the only state they campaigned for, giving them the best win record this election.

Alaska and Washington are under control of Hungary and were so during the election, meaning that those regions are represented in the Hungarian Congress. No American candidates ran to represent New Jersey, then under Russian control, or Maryland, then under French control. Adam Griffin, who campaigned hard for a Georgia win under the USWP, resigned his seat and immigrated to Chile, leaving Georgia without representation.

Some have speculated that this Congress is unusually young. New data have been released on the age of the elected Congressmen and Congresswomen.


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Indeed, the 22nd Congress of the United States does have some young members. Among them are Bradley Reala (Lib – TN), born day 648, Slippyfist Clask (USWP – ND), born day 636, Rheinlander von Phalz (AAP – AZ), born day 631, Sam Kraus (USWP – NE), born day 622, and Jude Connors (SFP – NM), born day 622. There are also many older members balancing those with less experience. Among them are Aang Airbender (AAP – CO), born day 365, Danny Kowens (USWP – IA), born day 347, Killing Time (USWP – AR), born day 304, GoBucks (USWP – OH), born day 265, and Tiacha (Fed – T😵, born day 245.


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