I Think I Speak for the Majority of Americans When I Say...
Jon Malcom
However, let's remember something, we can't be blamed for Civil Anarchy's major eff-up at having us attack our regions so as we can help ourselves politically and lose regions that cost valuable weapons/bonuses.
Let me also say
1. I apologize to Kara Supergirl Beth as her interview was due to be the next article and I haven't written for 7 damn days!
I'm sorry Kara as soon as I try to write happy articles someone who leads us tends to screw everything up...
2. I am wondering if I should count out the number of minutes it takes for the article title to work in my head...btw tonight my titles were:
"Pick Yourself Up/Dust Yourself Off/Get Back in the Saddle"(too positive)
"We Are Really Good at Picking at Bad Presidents"
"I am Not a Traitor for Not Fighting Dod's, But You're a Fool if You Did"
3. I am starting to listen to different music as I figure out the ways to write articles on how screwed up people that lead us are. I started with Shakira, Micheal Jackson, and will probably end with Ed Sheeran A-Team. Usually it's Coldplay and Ellie Goulding but tonight I needed to hear something different than usual.
Let me say the good news:
I like this guy.
You my friend remind me of myself when I was your...level? People will tell you you're wrong but you need to keep on telling them the truth!
Vote and sub him.
AA2 is gone. I for one can't be happier to hear this, simply put if you think the current POTUS is bad for cutting regions, AA2 thinks that's an awesome idea. Go ahead and check the last part of his article.
Now the bad news:
Civil Anarchy quoted in response to clusterfuc* that has been the past few days.
"Regaining economic bonuses is easy. We literally have to take 2 provinces from Canada, and 3 provinces from Mexico. Regaining Sovereignty is another matter entirely. PTO's destroy communities, decimate treasuries, and demolish countries. The people here now cannot be dealt with via diplomacy, nor can they be asked to leave. A PTO would hurt this country far more than 60/60 for a month. We've survived it before, and we can survive it again."
Yes folks, that is the answer! We need to attack Canada! Because the massive Evry mess up wasn't enough. We also need to attack Mexico because when you have your hand inside the wasp nest you stick your dic* in the fire ants.
And we wonder why we don't have allies?
Instead of working to shore up ATO efforts, as if we haven't done that for years, the new strategy is now to lose regions so we cut off places for pto spies to get in.
Do you like the last part of his comment? I added blanks for effect.
"A PTO would hurt this country far more than 60/60 for a month. We've survived _____ before, and we can survive ______ again."
Go ahead fill in the blanks and ask yourself if this is a good plan. Add in cancer, herpes, drugs, war, fatal dog bites, Ajay Bruno...yeah it's looking great.
I feel if Civil was a doctor he would say "We need to amputate this arm because it's got gangrene". (retreat from regions)
You sigh and are about to ask if there's more options when he says "We also need to cut off the other arm because it can limit the areas gangrene can attack." (the current war strategy)
"But my other arm is fine." You say.
"Hmm" he bends down "we should probably remove your peni* because it can get cancer."
"I'll take Obamacare." You stand up quickly. (ATO efforts)
He puts his clipboard up.
"This is Obamacare."
Ok, enough of that, it was the only way to get Ronald Gipper Reagan to understand what I was saying.
Here's what we do.
1. We ask ourselves if we think this strategy is right. If fighting against the eUS is right.
I won't tell you where to fight but I will tell you I resigned from the eUS MU that the POTUS commands and joined someone I can at least trust like these guys. I did do some damage against America until I realized I was fighting for Indonesia and for that I am sorry.
2. We carefully choose the next POTUS. As far as I know I am going to be Dennis McVicker's Sec. of Media. That may or may not change depending on the future. I was asked about 2 weeks ago I think.
Think about why we should vote Israel Stevens, or MckVicker, or whoever else we choose. At this point I'd be willing to run.
Let's carefully choose the next person to lead us to victory.
Because if we choose wrong they will lead us to defeat.
You're welcome for the Susan Coffey.
Comments
Susan Coffey is the cure for erectile dysfunction.
^ indeed, also our current lineup just fucking sucks this month.
I'm voting for INCi 🙁
I think Dennis MckVicker needs to change his VP choice.
What I would do to these gals xD
Listen this man, he is right !
Shit, I am not gonna lie, I did not read a single word.
i'm severely offended that you didnt start this article off the right way like i know you know how
>_>
Losing the regions Civil Anarchy wants us to lose isn't about sovereignty, it is about changing the direction of our foreign policy and making friends with Indonesia and Spain. I don't see us losing any regions from Mexico or France and nobody cares if we lose Food regions. The Weapons regions are the ones that count.
My God you are annoying... I bet you are not a very social person in RL.
Jon, the modus operandi of previous administration has been:
Bang your head against the wall, if it doesn't work the first time, repeat until you attain your goal.
All I read was blablabla hot girl's pic, blablabla another hot girl's pic and so on 😛
Yeah I agree, our selection of decent presidents has been quite limited lately. I don't think Glove was bad, though I def question his judgement regarding that alliance.
I would also like to recommend an MU for those who put the US before its self-centered government; the Libertarian Militia.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/216?action=show
No orders of where to fight, when to fight, who to fight. You're free to make your own decisions and do what's right.
Go Go Fire Ants!
Hola
I'm just another foreigner (though not edenite, sadly) giving my relevant opinion in this article, like the guys above.
Vaya con dios, pendej...
Who's the girl?
^ last picture, it says it's Nathan S.
@Szlandarowy: U mean Susan Coffey. lol. Nathan is the photographer 😑
If I may give you an advise. add the pics at the very end as reward. Its hard to concentrate when they're in the mid : D
"We also need to attack Mexico because when you have your hand inside the wasp nest you stick your dic* in the fire ants."
I almost wet myself laughing.
Thanks for the Coffey! @ER you could have had a CHANCE.
I love Susan Coffey, keep putting her Pics!
Vote
"... take 2 provinces from Canada"\
i'll move first
So, USA politics wanna basically lost some resource regions at purpose. On that way they wanna get rid of foreigners.
Canine plan xD
V+S
You said it all how it is. Very nicely and simple to understand if may I add.
Even the biggest rednecks can understand this, unless they don't want to, but that's their problem.
Your taste in women is admirable. Your ability to reason, not so much.
vote+shout
"We also need to attack Mexico because when you have your hand inside the wasp nest you stick your dic* in the fire ants."
bullseye
I'm sure it's a fine article, but all I could see was hot, hot Coffey.
Please post more fine articles just like this one.
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
"...because when you have your hand inside the wasp nest you stick your dic* in the fire ants."
that's fu*king classic, Jon!
please see today's WHPR for a response to this and other similar articles.
also, as a SecMed nominee, the top segment is for you.
Excellent article. You know it makes sense...I know it makes sense....many people here know it makes sense...but few of the "smart" ones refuse to admit it makes sense....
at least they need to learn basic rule about lying: when you lie, then lie so the story can "roll"....cuz this is just too obvious lying with not so hidden agenda jumping behind every second sentence.
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-V-
The eUSA is becoming a classic case of insanity. Doing the same dumb thing over and over and over, and expecting a different result.
eSA or Austrailia is looking pretty good atm
This effect is known as Observer Bias.
whats her name?
I have changed my VP choice. 😛
Looks like you can afford to buy votes for this article but not for my unpublished interview. An explanation is expected.
Pedobear agrees with this article.
I is cryatian, I takes over American congress and I does nasty stuff to eUSA. I hates ePoland, eSpain and eSerbia, specially eSerbia, I spends 5000$ a day in gold to fight eSerbia.
I had trouble focusing on the article
Voted for "we suck at picking presidents." B+ overall, because you forget we also suck at picking Congresscritters, Party Presidents, and pretty much every thing else.
It's ok Jon, I was fighting for the USA while you fought on the Indo side in that one battle, I laughed, then kicked your ass and smiled. Love ya
You must be arguing a large portion of citizens don't vote, although I don't see you say that. Otherwise, aren't CPs elected by a "majority" (or at least plurality) of Americans?
A Jon Malcom article that I cannot honestly vote... never thought this day would come.
It's ok, lie and say you voted anyway.
I may actually vote it just for the ladies... I'm torn over what is more important; the content that I disagree with, or the great boobs.