Dentists on tour:International teeth pulling!

Day 1,860, 19:08 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Joku Gones


This week, one of the most little known units were called up to active service, in the glorious eUK conquest of Portugal, with a little detour through Canada first. A bit of a proving ground really, so with tools in hand we fought hard and fought well. This week alone we’ve laid down 379 million damage, not bad for a core of only 19 fighters! In fact if we scaled up to the size of The Legion and fought as hard as we did, the national MU, we would lay down an incredible 3 billion damage, enough to outclass every country below rank 30 of damage this week.

This week, egov has valued 4 of our fighters as ‘Divine’, the highest rank available! Of course, the rest of our values are scattered with ‘utopian’, ‘magnificent’ and ‘mythical’ all the way through. 42% of our fighters achieved a green rating this week in fact, exemplifying the effort put in by all our members.

And it was not just a week of damage, it was a week of growth. This week alone we have gained 20 ranks between our members(5 of them mine!) and increased our average unarmed (Not that Dentists ever go without!) hit by over 100 damage on average. War and activity has pulled us together and our friendship grew even stronger.

Of course, this is the most important part. For all our impressive damage, nothing is more important than the bonds between our little band of brothers, Our IRC room is a place of comfort and advice, the amount of times I’ve run to there for advice first is innumerable. Our damage lasts a battle, our victories until the next loss but the growth and friendship we cultivate lasts forever. Not too long ago we were facing closure, but through determination and great sacrifice (namely from our Commander, Firefox30) we’re still around today, fighting together and winning together, that’s all that matters.

So? Are the Dentists recruiting you ask? No, of course not! Too many surgeons scratch the gum and whatnot. We just thought it was unfortunate to not let you all know how it’s going in this little bunch of fighters!

Hail Dentists!
Hail friendship!
Hail eUK!