Dentists on tour:International teeth pulling!
Joku Gones
This week, one of the most little known units were called up to active service, in the glorious eUK conquest of Portugal, with a little detour through Canada first. A bit of a proving ground really, so with tools in hand we fought hard and fought well. This week alone we’ve laid down 379 million damage, not bad for a core of only 19 fighters! In fact if we scaled up to the size of The Legion and fought as hard as we did, the national MU, we would lay down an incredible 3 billion damage, enough to outclass every country below rank 30 of damage this week.
This week, egov has valued 4 of our fighters as ‘Divine’, the highest rank available! Of course, the rest of our values are scattered with ‘utopian’, ‘magnificent’ and ‘mythical’ all the way through. 42% of our fighters achieved a green rating this week in fact, exemplifying the effort put in by all our members.
And it was not just a week of damage, it was a week of growth. This week alone we have gained 20 ranks between our members(5 of them mine!) and increased our average unarmed (Not that Dentists ever go without!) hit by over 100 damage on average. War and activity has pulled us together and our friendship grew even stronger.
Of course, this is the most important part. For all our impressive damage, nothing is more important than the bonds between our little band of brothers, Our IRC room is a place of comfort and advice, the amount of times I’ve run to there for advice first is innumerable. Our damage lasts a battle, our victories until the next loss but the growth and friendship we cultivate lasts forever. Not too long ago we were facing closure, but through determination and great sacrifice (namely from our Commander, Firefox30) we’re still around today, fighting together and winning together, that’s all that matters.
So? Are the Dentists recruiting you ask? No, of course not! Too many surgeons scratch the gum and whatnot. We just thought it was unfortunate to not let you all know how it’s going in this little bunch of fighters!
Hail Dentists!
Hail friendship!
Hail eUK!
Comments
Hail Dentists!
Hail friendship!
Hail eUK!
Also a quick note that our average damage per member while taking the azores was 9.3million per fighter (19 fighters)
Voted! Great job o7
Hail Dentists!
Hail friendship!
Hail eUK!
Glad to be a member of such a fantastic group! : ) It truly is an honour and a privilege. o7
o7, glad I could be of service 🙂
o7 Nothing more to add to that already written.
Great work this week guys, it's been a privelege and honour to fight alongside you o7
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
o7
If i ever need to join another MU it would be DC, great buch of guys who hit hard and like to have some fun. o7
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
o7
glad to be a part of it o7
voted, I was only mythical this week.
nice job you lot (: