Dear "Daily Order"!

Day 3,080, 12:15 • Published in Norway Finland • by Elquee

To be honest: I don´t like you.
And here is why:

1. You are not polite. No "would you be so kind" or "please", nope, all you can and do is order, order, order.

2. I am fed up with your orders. They do not look pretty.

3. And they are rude. What do you think I am, a soldier in WWI, whom you can tell what to do and he will do it without hesitation? Tztztztz.

4. This is the 21. century. I mean, we had 1968, we had the hippie revolution, we had punk - people are not happy about beeing ordered anymore. Okay, some are, but not me!

5. Please, consider a new text: "Hello, today it would be very kind if you could go and fight some people from XX (insert an eRepublik-country). They deserve it, because they were very notnice. In case you feel like attacking them, I would be very grateful, thank you, and have a wonderful day."

6. And a name, you need a name. Anonymous orders are veryvery rude. So, who are you?

7. And nice uniforms, if I really should go out and fight I wanna wear beautyful clothes. Yes, really.

8. And do something about those ugly medals, noone fights for ugly medals anymore.

9. Furthermore I wanna have a tank.

10. No more orders!

Regards,
Elquee