Dear "Daily Order"!
Elquee
To be honest: I don´t like you.
And here is why:
1. You are not polite. No "would you be so kind" or "please", nope, all you can and do is order, order, order.
2. I am fed up with your orders. They do not look pretty.
3. And they are rude. What do you think I am, a soldier in WWI, whom you can tell what to do and he will do it without hesitation? Tztztztz.
4. This is the 21. century. I mean, we had 1968, we had the hippie revolution, we had punk - people are not happy about beeing ordered anymore. Okay, some are, but not me!
5. Please, consider a new text: "Hello, today it would be very kind if you could go and fight some people from XX (insert an eRepublik-country). They deserve it, because they were very notnice. In case you feel like attacking them, I would be very grateful, thank you, and have a wonderful day."
6. And a name, you need a name. Anonymous orders are veryvery rude. So, who are you?
7. And nice uniforms, if I really should go out and fight I wanna wear beautyful clothes. Yes, really.
8. And do something about those ugly medals, noone fights for ugly medals anymore.
9. Furthermore I wanna have a tank.
10. No more orders!
Regards,
Elquee
Comments
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o7
We should really push eRep Labs to get things going and make uniforms. I think I would look nice in a pink one.
Maybe this can be an alternative text in "Daily Order !!?
"Dear soldier, I hope you are feeling well today!
Would it be too much trouble for you to attack province A? Or will it be a better opportunity for you an other day? Maybe an other province, perhaps?
Do you as soldier wanted to be served wine to the todays ration pack? And do you prefere whippet cream or vanilla sauce to the dessert?
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If you dont mind?
Join the northland brootherhood MU and your daily orders will have meaning and purpose.