Congress Passes Media Tax
Devoid
The newly elected Congress has wasted no time in getting down to business. As you no doubt know, last term Congress passed a major tax increase. However, the thirst of the military's budget is not satisfied. Congressional leadership knew it would not be politically feasible to further increase income taxes, or to raise VATs, due to rising discontent amongst the masses.
But then they came upon what a well-known Congressional elitist who declined to be named described as "an insidiously brilliant idea." To quote this source: "We already tax wages, sales, and imports, and people whine about this enough. So what if we tax this whining? We'll put a levy on each article, and it will both earn us revenue and shut these complainers up."
Another long-time Congressman who was a major proponent of the income tax increases had this to say: "The military doesn't write much anyway, so this is a nearly perfect way for us to take money from the unwashed masses and give it to them. They're the only Americans that count, anyway."
unwashed masses being dealt with accordingly
Debate in the Capitol raged over the tax rates to charge, and on what basis to charge them. In the end, a staggered system was approved. The rates will be $0.15 per word up to 100 words, then $0.20 up to 250 words, and finally $0.25 for each word beyond 250. Our first source said, "Short articles are usually harmless. When someone's mad, they get wordy. And so we need to make sure we hit them where it hurts."
This tax will be implemented on November 1st. While there is no game mechanics-based way to enforce compliance, Congressional leadership asserts that anyone who doesn't pay "their fair share" is a bad American, and will be rightfully condemned for their non-compliance.
- Devoid
your five-star Congressional reporter
Comments
RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
This article will cost you $58 in taxes once this cruel plan is enacted.
RITDH
Congressmen, of course, are exempt from this tax as they will need a free press to explain their plans.
You mean lie to the rest of us, right nipples?
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Devoid of intellect, more like it.
XDDDDDDD. Don't give them any ideas.
^3 above me... you seriously believed this?
hahaha
The article was p funny, but the comments are better
@PtH
Ahem. The author of this article is "Devoid". This article is "devoid" of intellect. I am earning MORE money since the VAT was lowered and the INCOME was increased. So, I am happy.
I'm glad to have been re-elected lolz, that way my long and boring political articles don't have to pay this tax.
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V + XD
I lol'd at "Devoid of intellect".
'Tis true.
Voted for Lulz; good work Devoid.
@portcolumbus; As a government official you are automatically represented and are therefore subject to any and all taxation policy; woe unto your constituency if you do not vote accordingly.
So true. Devoid of intellect. It's clearly lazy inactives only spamming the media with those nasty, nasty articles of TERRBL POPULISM; honest, active and highly intellectual commune slaves only o7 the announcements that the evil employees will have less chance to defend the eUS.
@ Stranger Here Myself
Populism is tyranny of the uniformed masses. High Income / Low VAT not only aids those in communes, but it aids individual business owners as well. Over the past year, the Income Tax has been putting out less and less - as additional modules and "upgrades" were made. Income Tax applies to ~140$ of your income. The thing is, you are complaining about paying 40$ worth of taxes directly, that you were paying previously anyway? VAT both punishes the producer and consumer. The producer gets less income then he/she would like, and the consumer would have to pay far more. While, the income tax is visible - isn't the VAT visible as well? Have prices not dropped sufficiently to prove that VATs add to the cost of goods? Your paying the same amount of taxes either way.
Note: I am not a member of any commune, and I pay taxes just like the rest of us.
"Populism is tyranny of the uniformed masses."
False. Populism is informing and appealing to the voters. Populism is democracy at work. Favoritism is tyranny at work.
"High Income / Low VAT not only aids those in communes, but it aids individual business owners as well."
High income / low VAT favors those with a considerable production base already, and hurts everyone not taking part in communes. Actually the vast majority of the population. Especially new citizens. High income taxes are undermining the eUS current and future damage potential directly.
"Have prices not dropped sufficiently to prove that VATs add to the cost of goods?"
No, actually they have not dropped at all.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/chae-dee-business-258212/1
Military>unwashed masses
Fuck this bullshit. I'mma chill.
military = brainwashed masses
hilarious! voted.